Schadenfreude
Lifer
- Dec 28, 2001
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yeah, my girlfriend talks in her (half) sleep a lot
one time she said "I can pick up a semi with my bare hands", another time she said "can you see the eyebrow line on the celieng?"
the best is when I say "that doesn't make any sense" and she gets all whiny and goes "YES IT DOES!"
so cute
one time she said "I can pick up a semi with my bare hands", another time she said "can you see the eyebrow line on the celieng?"
the best is when I say "that doesn't make any sense" and she gets all whiny and goes "YES IT DOES!"
so cute
Had some friends sleeping in the same bed. In the middle of the night one of em woke up, rolled over, and asked the other "Did Shawn (me) find his ladder?" Then proceeded to go back to sleep.
My favorite time (also scary) was when we were staying at a hotel in Reno on our way to California. In the middle of the night my mom heard some sounds and woke up. My brother (prolly around 10 or so at the time) was at the hotel room door trying to open it up. She asked him what he was doing and his response was, "going for a walk." She showed him back to bed and I don't think he's sleep walked again.
My favorite time (also scary) was when we were staying at a hotel in Reno on our way to California. In the middle of the night my mom heard some sounds and woke up. My brother (prolly around 10 or so at the time) was at the hotel room door trying to open it up. She asked him what he was doing and his response was, "going for a walk." She showed him back to bed and I don't think he's sleep walked again.
Last night I was sitting here at my computer and my roommate, out a dead sleep, says: "Please don't pee on me"
Background info: His family has like 80 cats, and one litterbox. Urine-stained everything. Including sleeping people. So I guess he is used to saying 'Please don't pee on me' to his cats in his sleep.
Background info: His family has like 80 cats, and one litterbox. Urine-stained everything. Including sleeping people. So I guess he is used to saying 'Please don't pee on me' to his cats in his sleep.
My parents say I used to do this all the time when I was younger especially if i fell asleep while doing my homework.
hahaha gold.
my shining moment was a time when I was snoring and my boyfriend woke me up saying "Kat you're snoring" and I said "But I didn't even hear anything!!!!"
my shining moment was a time when I was snoring and my boyfriend woke me up saying "Kat you're snoring" and I said "But I didn't even hear anything!!!!"
There was a report not to long ago about how the first 5 minutes of being awake is comparable to being drunk, but none of the drunk people I've been around have said the crazy things my wife says in the middle of the night. One night I really want to use a tape-recorder to prove it to her (and that she snores just as bad as I do).
I've only had this happen to me once that I'm aware of. Freshman year my roommate comes in at his normal time around 3 am. He said I sat up and started to put my shoes on. He asked me where I was going, I said to Calculus class (it was my 8am class), he told me it was 3 am and I mumbled something along the lines of "ok, I'll put on an extra pair of socks" and then I lied back down and fell back asleep. When I woke up I did have one shoe (on the wrong foot) and when he told me about it I could just vaguely remember seeing him come in the night before.
I typically just snore really loud with some tossing & turning.
I've only had this happen to me once that I'm aware of. Freshman year my roommate comes in at his normal time around 3 am. He said I sat up and started to put my shoes on. He asked me where I was going, I said to Calculus class (it was my 8am class), he told me it was 3 am and I mumbled something along the lines of "ok, I'll put on an extra pair of socks" and then I lied back down and fell back asleep. When I woke up I did have one shoe (on the wrong foot) and when he told me about it I could just vaguely remember seeing him come in the night before.
I typically just snore really loud with some tossing & turning.
DivideBYZero
Lifer
- May 18, 2001
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SaltBoy
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- Aug 13, 2001
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One night I was having a hard time getting to sleep. Apparently, my wife wasn't.
Her: "when are you going to do something about those guys on the squares?"
Me: (to myself)????
I then realized she was sleep-talking, so I decided to try something out...
Me: "What squares? What are you talking about?"
Her: "You know, the squares!"
Me: "Where are the squares?"
Her: "Geez! The squares for the workers in Civ!"
My wife was playing Civ IV almost non-stop that day, so I figured she was talking about that.
Me: "So what is on the squares?"
Her: "You know, the gold and stuff"
Me: "What about the sheep?"
Her: "Yes! The sheep - that's right!"
Me: "Are you going to kill the workers?"
After that, it looks like she woke up.
Her: "Stop talking! I'm trying to get to sleep!"
Her: "when are you going to do something about those guys on the squares?"
Me: (to myself)????
I then realized she was sleep-talking, so I decided to try something out...
Me: "What squares? What are you talking about?"
Her: "You know, the squares!"
Me: "Where are the squares?"
Her: "Geez! The squares for the workers in Civ!"
My wife was playing Civ IV almost non-stop that day, so I figured she was talking about that.
Me: "So what is on the squares?"
Her: "You know, the gold and stuff"
Me: "What about the sheep?"
Her: "Yes! The sheep - that's right!"
Me: "Are you going to kill the workers?"
After that, it looks like she woke up.
Her: "Stop talking! I'm trying to get to sleep!"
skyking
Lifer
- Nov 21, 2001
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My bro and I were having simultaneus nightmares, different bedrooms. Mine was about vampires, we had watched a vampire movie that night. His was about being chased in the car by mafioso types. These bad guys were in tight with the cops, so he had to watch out for them too. Naturally, I was in the car with him
He gets stuck waiting at a light, but the cops are there and he can't run it.
I jump up and am standing on the bed in the corner, screaming about the vampires coming to get me. He rushes in and says, "its alright, its green, its green!!" I wake up and am like WTF??!!??
He gets stuck waiting at a light, but the cops are there and he can't run it.
I jump up and am standing on the bed in the corner, screaming about the vampires coming to get me. He rushes in and says, "its alright, its green, its green!!" I wake up and am like WTF??!!??
BrokenVisage
Lifer
- Jan 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: Questionmark
Originally posted by: Schadenfreude
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