My Fiance

[DaTT]

My fiancee has a bachelorette part coming up soon....i'm scared

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Night201
I hope she's having fun. There won't be any strippers or anything, just fun with the girls. My bechelor party is next Saturday.

Hmm, maybe that's what they told you...We have reservation for 2 male strippers dressed as cops to arrive any minute...

Oh, BTW, we may not be able to fill your request for a gay male stripper for your party next week...seems like too many got "stiffed" at your last party...

 

[ruffilb]

Btw, TTIWWP.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: habib89
she's got a weiner in each hand... anything else i say would be nsfw

Extra relish?

ll

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

Are you married?

Nope.

- M4H

Shows. Contrary to popular belief, not every woman (some of them are damn fine too) are interested in strippers. Some actually find them a turn off. It's the exact opposite of the male mind.

The bachelor/bachelorette party is as much for the guests as it is for the person about to get married. The fiance may not have wanted strippers, but her friends definitely got her one and are laughing at her embarassment of having a wang flapping in the wind 6 inches from her face right now.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Night201
I hope she's having fun. There won't be any strippers or anything, just fun with the girls. My bechelor party is next Saturday.

WHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!!! HE BOUGHT THAT!!!!!!!

 

[zanieladie]

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, OP!

 

[MixMasterTang]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

Are you married?

Nope.

- M4H

Shows. Contrary to popular belief, not every woman (some of them are damn fine too) are interested in strippers. Some actually find them a turn off. It's the exact opposite of the male mind.

Yeah but the Bride's to be aren't the ones that plan the bachlorette party, and usually more than 1 girl helps plan them, so chances are at least one of them likes the 10 inchers.

 

[compuwiz1]

Congrats.
Now, here is a life lesson: What goes on at a bachelor and a bachelorette party, stays within those walls. Don't ask, don't tell, and you don't want to know.

 

[cleanerupper]

Originally posted by: MixMasterTang

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

Are you married?

Nope.

- M4H

Shows. Contrary to popular belief, not every woman (some of them are damn fine too) are interested in strippers. Some actually find them a turn off. It's the exact opposite of the male mind.

Yeah but the Bride's to be aren't the ones that plan the bachlorette party, and usually more than 1 girl helps plan them, so chances are at least one of them likes the 10 inchers.

hahaha

 

[Conky]

This is your last easy chance to get out of the marriage! Go crash that party, catch her with strippers, tell her you can't marry a liar, profit.

Or let her control every aspect of the rest of your life.

Wasn't that easy?

 

[TheGizmo]

ya i mean... sure she said there would be no strippers, and she probably (maybe?) meant it too.. but that is by no means going to stop her friends lol.. but don't worry its all in fun, you get your chance next sunday... anyway, don't think about it much and let her have a good ol orgasm.. err i mean time. anyhow.... congrats on the upcoming marriage, and say good-bye to all those crazy nights for good.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

1) Spelling Nazis are so 2005
2) MINUTIA! Stop pointing out things 1% of the US knows and then acting like it's common knowledge.
3) Based on 1+2 .... 3 implies you are a 13 year old male virgin.

 

[cjmtfd102401]

My fiance and I decided a long time ago that we aren't going to have a party. That is something we don't want to do.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

1) Spelling Nazis are so 2005
2) MINUTIA! Stop pointing out things 1% of the US knows and then acting like it's common knowledge.
3) Based on 1+2 .... 3 implies you are a 13 year old male virgin.

bad spelling still causes headaches, no matter what the year.

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

1) Spelling Nazis are so 2005
2) MINUTIA! Stop pointing out things 1% of the US knows and then acting like it's common knowledge.
3) Based on 1+2 .... 3 implies you are a 13 year old male virgin.

spelling nazi's are the biggest losers forums have ever come across... unless of course people are typing in ebonics or completely retarded.... i mean damn what is it with you guys with typo's... does everything have to be perfect? its not like we are writing any kind of official bullshit.... lay off the gayfarttardedness of spelling bee #1 winnARs


edit: and this wasn't directed at only you ihatemyjob 2004... i mean the other 100 that do the same thing when you flip an a with an E or something of other dumb reason.... i'm a lurker here for a long time, and its my first time to say something.... sometimes its just so dumb.

 

[erikistired]

Originally posted by: TheGizmo

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
1) learn2spell
2) Unless you're catching and she's pitching, you're the fiancé, she's the fiancée.
3) No strippers. Right. :roll:

- M4H

1) Spelling Nazis are so 2005
2) MINUTIA! Stop pointing out things 1% of the US knows and then acting like it's common knowledge.
3) Based on 1+2 .... 3 implies you are a 13 year old male virgin.

spelling nazi's are the biggest losers forums have ever come across... unless of course people are typing in ebonics or completely retarded.... i mean damn what is it with you guys with typo's... does everything have to be perfect? its not like we are writing any kind of official bullshit.... lay off the gayfarttardedness of spelling bee #1 winnARs

generally i only do the spelling nazi when someone is trying to insult me but can't spell simple words correctly. if you're going to call someone an idiot at least spell all the words in your sentence(s) correctly.

 

[chuckywang]

I heard sonz70 was hired for his services.

 

[tami]

belchler party? ew.