Broiled porkchops with jerky straps.
<---- Bites tongue.The desire to put my foot in my mouth would be too strong.
The desire to put my foot in my mouth would be too strong.
<---- Bites tongue.
Recommend me some soft, warm, around the house type footware.
Went out hunting tonight, stayed in my stand until it was dark. All of the smaller trees are bent over from the weight of the snow & ice. That resulted in losing my bearings a little bit. I wasn't lost - I could even see my house from up on top of the hill. However, there's only 1 place where I can make it down the hill & remain on my feet. The rest of the hill is too steep. How steep? - While walking my dogs a couple years ago, one of them went down over the bank & got stuck on a ledge. It couldn't get up or down from that ledge. That steep.
Unfortunately, I wasn't on the right "path" and instead, found myself sliding downhill into a much steeper section. If that's not bad enough, there's a foot of snow on top of muddy ground. Steep AND slippery. NOT fun. By the time I got down the hill, it was nearly pitch black out, except for the stars & milky way. I could make out more than 5 stars in the pleiades. That's enough light for me under most circumstances. Unfortunately, it's not enough light to make out the depth of the creek where I had to cross. Trees, a small waterfall, and the steepness of the terrain prevented me from getting to "my" crossing spot where I've set out some boulders to hop from one to the next. With all the rain & snow and flooding in Western NY, my creek was pretty swollen. I couldn't get downstream to my crossing spot, so had to wade across the creek - in my sneakers. It's ice water. I chose a wide area, because I knew it'd only be 6-8" deep in that section. My feet were soaked. Then, I had to trudge my way through the rest of the woods to my field, and walk another couple hundred yards through foot deep snow to get to my house. My shoes were bricks of ice by the time I arrived.
Nope, my feet aren't cold. You must just be a pansy.
The desire to put my foot in my mouth would be too strong.
Curl them up underneath your balls.
You'll be good to go in 10 minutes.
lol, our football coach always told us to hold our balls to keep our hands warm. Pretty much everyone did so it was a funny sight to see 30+ guys standing around with their hands down their pants. It worked though.
Went out hunting tonight, stayed in my stand until it was dark. All of the smaller trees are bent over from the weight of the snow & ice. That resulted in losing my bearings a little bit. I wasn't lost - I could even see my house from up on top of the hill. However, there's only 1 place where I can make it down the hill & remain on my feet. The rest of the hill is too steep. How steep? - While walking my dogs a couple years ago, one of them went down over the bank & got stuck on a ledge. It couldn't get up or down from that ledge. That steep.
Unfortunately, I wasn't on the right "path" and instead, found myself sliding downhill into a much steeper section. If that's not bad enough, there's a foot of snow on top of muddy ground. Steep AND slippery. NOT fun. By the time I got down the hill, it was nearly pitch black out, except for the stars & milky way. I could make out more than 5 stars in the pleiades. That's enough light for me under most circumstances. Unfortunately, it's not enough light to make out the depth of the creek where I had to cross. Trees, a small waterfall, and the steepness of the terrain prevented me from getting to "my" crossing spot where I've set out some boulders to hop from one to the next. With all the rain & snow and flooding in Western NY, my creek was pretty swollen. I couldn't get downstream to my crossing spot, so had to wade across the creek - in my sneakers. It's ice water. I chose a wide area, because I knew it'd only be 6-8" deep in that section. My feet were soaked. Then, I had to trudge my way through the rest of the woods to my field, and walk another couple hundred yards through foot deep snow to get to my house. My shoes were bricks of ice by the time I arrived.
Nope, my feet aren't cold. You must just be a pansy.
You're old enough to know better. Hunting in the snow in sneakers?? You don't carry a good flashlight, either??
You're old enough to know better. Hunting in the snow in sneakers?? You don't carry a good flashlight, either??