"OK, roll film...tip the acid vats...and -- action!"
A fire lights up around Rainier as he laments
"Ach...only Fallout Boy can save me now."
The director calls
"Where's Fallout Boy?"
Rainier gasps as the acid flies toward him
"Fallout Boy!"
calls the director
"Uh oh,"
says Rainier, putting on goggles. The acid hits him full force and carries him off, leaving a burning dent in the pillar where he was tied.
"My eyes...the goggles do nothing!"
The wave of acid deposits him through a trailer wall, burning his pants off as a final insult.