My experience today

[FrozenCanadian]

I went to a store this morning and it had automatic doors. An old man was in front of me and stood in the doorway (only room for one). I thought "OK he will move in a minute" so I waited. 2 minutes later he was still looking at the ceiling, I said "Excuse me" but he didn't move. Long story short he was kissing the ground. Am I a bastard?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You ran over the pope?

 

[suse920]

shens

 

[Ilmater]

No. Someone has to tell them.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
Long story short he was kissing the ground. Am I a bastard?

You knocked out an old man? :Q Yes you are a complete bastard.

 

[jagec]

What, did you push him? Punch him out? What?

 

[darkswordsman17]

You knocked some old guy down because he wouldn't move out of the way?

 

[Gunslinger08]

Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

 

[CPA]

You're Canadian, you'll always be a bastard.

 

[essasin]

2/10

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: suse920
shens

 

[CraKaJaX]

bastard.

 

[Topweasel]

Somebody needs to revoke old peoples walking and driving privledges. You did what was just and fair, nobody can blame you for it.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: CPA
You're Canadian, you'll always be a bastard with an insecurity complex.

 

[FrozenCanadian]

I pushed him, no fighting was involved.

 

[Ultralight]

I think you answered your own question. Yes, you're a bastard. The old man might have had dementia, alzheimer's -- a number of other mental illnesses. A gentle hand on his shoulder probably would have brought him around helping both him and yourself.

 

[raz3000]

You gave him ample warning, I would have done the same. Time is money, so don't get in my way! ::goes back to watch TV for next 8 hours::

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
I pushed him, no fighting was involved.

And the "I'm really not a bastard and I'm sorry I even posted this" protesting begins...

 

[AMDZen]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: CPA
You're Canadian, you'll always be a bastard with an insecurity complex.

QFT

 

[FrozenCanadian]

just some extra info: It was the beer store.

EDIT: It was kinda funny when he hit the display and bounced into the ice cooler (ok I made that up).

 

[DaiShan]

LOL this has to be a parody of something

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
just some extra info: It was the beer store.

Headline:

Man Stands Between Canadian and His Beer:
Man Loses

Now it all makes sense. 😀

 

[FrozenCanadian]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
just some extra info: It was the beer store.

Headline:

Man Stands Between Canadian and His Beer:
Man Loses

Now it all makes sense. 😀

LOL.

I'm not a doctor I don't have patients.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: FrozenCanadian
just some extra info: It was the beer store.

Headline:

Man Stands Between Canadian and His Beer:
Man Loses

Now it all makes sense. 😀

LOL.

I'm not a doctor I don't have patients.

It could almost say: * Stands Between Canadian and His Beer: * Loses 😛

 

[theknight571]

Hey hoser ya know if you find a mouse in one of your bottles of beer they'll give you free beer.

<checks to see if anyone gets the reference>