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No Lifer
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You get a 100lb dog in a headlock and it is basically screwed. If you are some sort of manlet or child you might have a problem though.
Doesn't work? poke its eyes out or grab a leg and yank it as hard as possible, you will most likely break it.
Want another option? Wait until it opens its mouth to bite you and shove your arm as far down it's throat as possible (your choice if you rip out its still beating heart but kudos if you do).
BTW I love dogs and would not consider any of these unless I actually thought it was going to kill me
I got a 45 pound foster dog and when he goes apeshit he will most certainly put holes in you. Yes, you will eventually gain control but your arms (and maybe other body parts) will get fucked up.
hundred pound dog is definitely kick that mother fucker in the face status.
