My dad killed a kitten today....

[deerslayer]

This morning when he was leaving for work he opened the door and stepped on one. The kittens always hide under the ledge on the door frame and when you open the door they jump out. When I left for school today there was blood all over in front of the door I'm probably going to bury it after school

 

[StageLeft]

Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

 

[amdskip]

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: LyNx01
This morning when he was leaving for work he opened the door and stepped on one. The kittens always hide under the ledge on the door frame and when you open the door they jump out. When I left for school today there was blood all over in front of the door I'm probably going to bury it after school

Thats so sad

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

 

[aphex]

Look at the bright side, more food for the other kitties...

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWww LOL although I must be on the internet too much cause thats what I thought as soon as I read the thread title. Least you didnt walk in on that Lynx.

And Skoorb, nice try to take the attention away from the miss killing you in the poll

 

[StageLeft]

And Skoorb, nice try to take the attention away from the miss killing you in the poll

Hehe, but really that friend that found my friend's father killing a kitten? We'll call him Paul because that was his name. Other friends found a teddy bear in his room with a hole drilled in it next to a tub of vaseline. Now I wasn't there, but that's how the story went.

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWww LOL although I must be on the internet too much cause thats what I thought as soon as I read the thread title. Least you didnt walk in on that Lynx.

And Skoorb, nice try to take the attention away from the miss killing you in the poll

I knew that was the only way to get everyone's attention

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

And Skoorb, nice try to take the attention away from the miss killing you in the poll

Hehe, but really that friend that found my friend's father killing a kitten? We'll call him Paul because that was his name. Other friends found a teddy bear in his room with a hole drilled in it next to a tub of vaseline. Now I wasn't there, but that's how the story went.

Sigh. Skoorb is such a geek.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: Millenium

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

Two people so far with the sock. I've never used a sock. What's the benefit of a sock?

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

And Skoorb, nice try to take the attention away from the miss killing you in the poll

Hehe, but really that friend that found my friend's father killing a kitten? We'll call him Paul because that was his name. Other friends found a teddy bear in his room with a hole drilled in it next to a tub of vaseline. Now I wasn't there, but that's how the story went.

That's absoultely disgusting :|


















































Yet hilarious

 

[SaintGRW]

i didn't think actually kitten killing either... speaking of killing kittens. where's amanda?

 

[dolph]

i don't know what's a worse image... your dad killing a kitten, or your dad "killing a kitten."

 

[shiner]

Ummm....there was blood spilled after your father killed a kitten? I think he needs to see a doctor, that's just not right.

 

[SaintGRW]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummm....there was blood spilled after your father killed a kitten? I think he needs to see a doctor, that's just not right.

no.. he killed a Kitten

not "Killed a kitten"

and cause i posted that one i have to post this in to follow up

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Millenium

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

Two people so far with the sock. I've never used a sock. What's the benefit of a sock?

Mess management.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: SaintGRW

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummm....there was blood spilled after your father killed a kitten? I think he needs to see a doctor, that's just not right.

no.. he killed a Kitten

not "Killed a kitten"

and cause i posted that one i have to post this in to follow up

So he killed three kittens this morning? Man.....he has a problem....buy him a blow up doll or something.....

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Millenium

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

Two people so far with the sock. I've never used a sock. What's the benefit of a sock?

Mess management.

blech...<note to self>

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Millenium

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

Two people so far with the sock. I've never used a sock. What's the benefit of a sock?

Mess management.

Use a tissue... I thought Skoorb caught the friends father diddling with a sock. I would think it too rough.

 

[slycat]

uhm...i don't get this thread...

is there something sexual involved?

 

[LOLyourFace]

uhm...i don't get this thread...

is there something sexual involved?

Yes. Masturbating is synanomous for "Killing a kitten"

All originated from this hilarious picture here

lol

 

[SaintGRW]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

uhm...i don't get this thread...

is there something sexual involved?

Yes. Masturbating is synanomous for "Killing a kitten"

All originated from this hilarious picture here

lol

if your going to link stuff from my ftp at least get it right

here you go.

 

[geno]

And here I was thinking you caught him looking at porno...

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Millenium

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Speaking of killing kittens a friend of mine once was at our other friend's house and peeked under the work shop door to see the other friend's father killing a kitten with a sock if you get what I mean. *ick*

No No No. You just made me remember the time we walked in on a friend and he has a sock... damn you.

Two people so far with the sock. I've never used a sock. What's the benefit of a sock?

Mess management.

Use a tissue... I thought Skoorb caught the friends father diddling with a sock. I would think it too rough.

maybe the sock was made of silk? get a girlfriend, that's what they're for.