The blue sparrow flies at sundown. Thats all I can say here, this is an unsecured channel. Trust no one.
lol 
, the closest my dad comes to that is persuading me to tackle the after valentines day sales to stock up on candy until next year
, the closest my dad comes to that is persuading me to tackle the after valentines day sales to stock up on candy until next year
Keep a can of gas around? Does he mean beans?
Funny eMail, I wish my dad could even recieve eMail.
Funny eMail, I wish my dad could even recieve eMail.
lol, he named you tyler? yea that is weird...........er.................i mean yea, what the hell is up with that message
Originally posted by: SSP
Hahaha...:
father: The world might end soon. Hows your grades?
I laughed at that too.
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DanTMWTMP
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i keep usual contact w/ my dad...yeah my dad's wierd...he suddenly talks about jacking off to me..i go WTF!!! go away!....and he brings home pr0n and goes duuude chk these out....
one time he asks..."did u get laid yet?" (actual words)...i go "no" (i lie, thinking i might get in trouble or something)...he goes "duude...ur a chicken....u knw what? don't tell ur mom, but i got laid when i was 18..ha beat that!"
another time "did u get drunk yet?" me = "no" (i got buzzed lotsa times though)...he goes "pussy...why u go to collge for?"
i go wtf?...i think he was drunk when he ask me that....he's super laid back..wants to be kinda trendy so he can see eye to eye w/ me...and wants to be like a friend to me..i say that's super cool and all...but geezes..he's still my dad u knw...it does get wierd..aha...now i give him weekly quizzes on how to use a computer....now he's turning into a middle aged comp geek....
one time he asks..."did u get laid yet?" (actual words)...i go "no" (i lie, thinking i might get in trouble or something)...he goes "duude...ur a chicken....u knw what? don't tell ur mom, but i got laid when i was 18..ha beat that!"
another time "did u get drunk yet?" me = "no" (i got buzzed lotsa times though)...he goes "pussy...why u go to collge for?"
i go wtf?...i think he was drunk when he ask me that....he's super laid back..wants to be kinda trendy so he can see eye to eye w/ me...and wants to be like a friend to me..i say that's super cool and all...but geezes..he's still my dad u knw...it does get wierd..aha...now i give him weekly quizzes on how to use a computer....now he's turning into a middle aged comp geek....
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Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
i keep usual contact w/ my dad...yeah my dad's wierd...he suddenly talks about jacking off to me..i go WTF!!! go away!....and he brings home pr0n and goes duuude chk these out....
one time he asks..."did u get laid yet?" (actual words)...i go "no" (i lie, thinking i might get in trouble or something)...he goes "duude...ur a chicken....u knw what? don't tell ur mom, but i got laid when i was 18..ha beat that!"
another time "did u get drunk yet?" me = "no" (i got buzzed lotsa times though)...he goes "pussy...why u go to collge for?"
i go wtf?...i think he was drunk when he ask me that....he's super laid back..wants to be kinda trendy so he can see eye to eye w/ me...and wants to be like a friend to me..i say that's super cool and all...but geezes..he's still my dad u knw...it does get wierd..aha...now i give him weekly quizzes on how to use a computer....now he's turning into a middle aged comp geek....
duuude i want a dad like that, lol
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Though your Dad sounds a bit alarmist it also sounds like he's old enough to know what war means... it also sounds like he loves you. What's "weird" about that?
Pliablemoose
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Fortune favors the prepared...
Your dad sounds a little squirrelly, but good hearted, be kind to him, dads aren't around forever & you can't take sh1t back you told him after he's gone...
I inherited a Rolex, about 10,000 rounds of .22lr ammo & a bunch of crazy stuff from my dad, I miss the hell outta him & I'm glad we'd made up about 5 years before he died).
We auctioned off the rest of the stuff, over $50K worth of stuff I didn't want, rolled it over into my mom's nest egg.
Your dad sounds a little squirrelly, but good hearted, be kind to him, dads aren't around forever
& you can't take sh1t back you told him after he's gone...I inherited a Rolex, about 10,000 rounds of .22lr ammo & a bunch of crazy stuff from my dad, I miss the hell outta him
& I'm glad we'd made up about 5 years before he died).We auctioned off the rest of the stuff, over $50K worth of stuff I didn't want, rolled it over into my mom's nest egg.
That's what some say. My dad (who was doing the paranoid thing before Y2K, kind of like notfred's dad is doing now) believes that the statement there refers not to angels doing dirty deeds with women, but rather the godly descendents of Seth marrying the wicked descendents of Cain (unfortunately I've heard that particular lecture too many times, because my dad also has an annoying habit of "lecturing" mom and I whenever he comes across some "interesting" news article on the internet, or some passage in the Bible that he thinks worthy of a two hour dry monologue). Apparently there's a third school of thought on that passage as well, but I don't know much about what those people think. Anyway, IMHO it's nothing much to waste time worrying about, even for Christians; what reason do I have for worrying about who was screwing whom 5,000 years ago?
I'd say that's a pretty reasonable message. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, you know. And for everyone who disagrees, well, sounds like Notfred's dad isn't necessarily freaking out but at least knows what's going on. It's not very farfetched to assume that it is POSSIBLE that you'd be in a situation where you could lose touch with your family for a few days, which may or may not be a concern for you.
Now I had the misfortune of reading a similar email that *my* dad sent to my sister who is away at college. Same general idea, except that he gave her detailed instructions with where to go and what to do along with side comments like "it will be a fun trip" or "at least you won't get bored if you.."
It was basically like "in case there is a nuclear war and you get bombed, don't drive to new york, go see grandma, she has lots of fun things to do at her house."
...
I can't even express how annoyed I was... not that he sent the email, but that he recognizes that she probably isn't capable of making rational decisions of any kind, so then says something like the above to her. This sort of hand holding is why, after she gets done with 4 years of college, she won't have to worry about any of these things, since she'll end up living at home with my parents again.
Now I had the misfortune of reading a similar email that *my* dad sent to my sister who is away at college. Same general idea, except that he gave her detailed instructions with where to go and what to do along with side comments like "it will be a fun trip" or "at least you won't get bored if you.."
It was basically like "in case there is a nuclear war and you get bombed, don't drive to new york, go see grandma, she has lots of fun things to do at her house."
...
I can't even express how annoyed I was... not that he sent the email, but that he recognizes that she probably isn't capable of making rational decisions of any kind, so then says something like the above to her. This sort of hand holding is why, after she gets done with 4 years of college, she won't have to worry about any of these things, since she'll end up living at home with my parents again.
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