My dad is strange.....

WHSLacrossekid

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Just went downstairs to get a drink and he's laying on the couch naked holding with something on his ear.

he's been complaining for the past 3-4 days about his ear but he won't go to the doctor...

strange man
 

TubStain

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Well, I heard of insects crawling in your ear and laying eggs in there from a medschool story my gf told me, so tell your dad that and he might change his mind about the doctor.

 

Ryan

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God, am I glad my parents never walked around naked. I think I'd be scarred for life!!!!
 

TheCorm

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Originally posted by: TubStain
Well, I heard of insects crawling in your ear and laying eggs in there from a medschool story my gf told me, so tell your dad that and he might change his mind about the doctor.

Yeah find him some pics to go with this theory...that'll get him moving.....tell him to get dressed before heading for the doctors though....
 

Red

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My dad walks around in his underwear after he gets ready for bed. I had my fiancee and a bunch of her friends over one night and my dad walks down right in front of them all, lol. He got pissed/embarassed at the same time.
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
My dad walks around in his underwear after he gets ready for bed. I had my fiancee and a bunch of her friends over one night and my dad walks down right in front of them all, lol. He got pissed/embarassed at the same time.

Tighty Whities?
 

oLLie

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Originally posted by: oniq
Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
My dad walks around in his underwear after he gets ready for bed. I had my fiancee and a bunch of her friends over one night and my dad walks down right in front of them all, lol. He got pissed/embarassed at the same time.

Tighty Whities?

Like that MadTV skit, ehhe.
 

Red

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Originally posted by: oniq
Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
My dad walks around in his underwear after he gets ready for bed. I had my fiancee and a bunch of her friends over one night and my dad walks down right in front of them all, lol. He got pissed/embarassed at the same time.

Tighty Whities?

Yes, righty whities =)

 

Lalakai

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that's okay. got tired of my kids doing weird stuff with their clothes, hair, tattoes, ect. So next time my daughter had her friends over, got out the baggy pants, some weird boxers, pulled my pants down about mid-cheek, spiked what little hair is left, and put a paper clip on my lip (told 'em couldn't afford a real piercing); even offerred to show 'em the tattoo up front :D She didn't think it was funny at first, but after a couple days she could laugh about it. Seeing from that perspective, she has changed a bit and isn't as bad lol. And all her friends already knew i was weird, so they didn't see anything wrong. lol

edit - spelling.
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ragazzo

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Originally posted by: Lalakai
that's okay. got tired of my kids doing weird stuff with their clothes, hair, tattoes, ect. So next time my daughter had her friends over, got out the baggy pants, some weird boxers, pulled my pants down about mid-cheek, spiked what little hair is left, and put a paper clit on my lip (told 'em couldn't afford a real piercing); even offerred to show 'em the tattoo up front :D She didn't think it was funny at first, but after a couple days she could laugh about it. Seeing from that perspective, she has changed a bit and isn't as bad lol. And all her friends already knew i was weird, so they didn't see anything wrong. lol

paper clits? :eek: :D ;)