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My CPU is cold with solution

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In all seriousness, until this gets sticked, let's keep this thread alive lol
 
Originally posted by: hippotautamus
In all seriousness, until this gets sticked, let's keep this thread alive lol
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Oh god.... if this gets sticky-d....... that would be scary.

and by scary

i mean AWESOME:laugh::thumbsup:
 
I are the witchy coca cola of the winter of our discontent, made glorious by my 1t command rate! For hath not a CPU cache? Hath not a CPU registers? For two families, both equal in dignity and he here who sheds his latency timings shall be my bandwidth.
 
Here good solution: try run big big magnet all around computer. Make much faster, keep cool long time...

Answer back results with...moon running with trees along rocky orange plaster.

 
None you know powr of solution.....

As typing, fingers frostbitten by overflow of cooling respledence and cpu at -9 degrees.

I bought deLuxe kit solution, on half.com. Solution doubles as time machine, and personal vibrator for lonely night away from fatherland........


So lonely...........
 
Originally posted by: Rollo
None you know powr of solution.....

As typing, fingers frostbitten by overflow of cooling respledence and cpu at -9 degrees.

I bought deLuxe kit solution, on half.com. Solution doubles as time machine, and personal vibrator for lonely night away from fatherland........


So lonely...........
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I think thats the funniest thing Ive ever seen Rollo say.
 
Use solution, this man did not! Angry Yoda will be.

Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum

A rift in the space-time continuum was created today when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. Overclocking has long been blamed for causing global warming, but this is the first occasion that the fabric of space-time has been damaged.

MIT Professor George Greznowski said, "It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived. This execution of future instructions created a small tear in the fabric of space-time itself through which part of the motherboard passed into a parallel universe."

No one was injured in the accident, but a computer motherboard was partially damaged. Mr. Aperman better known as SpeedPhreeek said, "I'm pissed. I lost a brand new Alpha Cooler and Coppermine to a parallel universe. I called my insurance company and they don't cover losses to rifts in the space-time continuum."

Intel researchers have long warned of such damage to the space-time continuum, and added clock multiplier locks to their CPUs before they were required by Congress. A bill is now in the US Senate which would require a three day waiting period for purchasers of Alpha Cooling Fans and Peltier cooling devices. The bill would also require clock multiplier locks on all new processors.

Overclocking advocate Horace Spencer said, "This bill before Congress won't prevent overclocking. They'll just create a black market for non-locked processors. Most of the top overclockers already get their goods from Taiwan."

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html

RoD
 
Originally posted by: Elcs
Originally posted by: Rollo
None you know powr of solution.....

As typing, fingers frostbitten by overflow of cooling respledence and cpu at -9 degrees.

I bought deLuxe kit solution, on half.com. Solution doubles as time machine, and personal vibrator for lonely night away from fatherland........


So lonely...........
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I think thats the funniest thing Ive ever seen Rollo say.
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Da.

Solution change Rollo life, never have headache.

Problem only being skin peeling off fingertips from freezer-bern.

When another deLuxe kit on half.com, I dispatch messenjer to give you news of solution!

(maybe travel back in time, buy you someone else's)
 
It's so sad with box now under all. CPU not going good now inside. What to do I am interested. SAD +15 and getting more now, overclock is not good for components now with heat all up in it.
 
Originally posted by: dhoytw
Turn on now and solution seems to crackle in box....I might rebuild.....Help for me How???????
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I told you before. :roll: Put mushroom on hard drive, will decrease temp because makes solution run faster.

Or put donut around northbridge chip. It will suck the heat away from it and provide you with warm dessert at same time.

Or put potato in video card fan. This will slow fan and re-route power to the solution maker so it go faster, then it lower cpu temp.

You thank later me. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Azsen
Originally posted by: dhoytw
Turn on now and solution seems to crackle in box....I might rebuild.....Help for me How???????
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Or put donut around northbridge chip. It will suck the heat away from it and provide you with warm dessert at same time.
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My doughnut leaked, now solution be pink and sticky.
 
Originally posted by: Azsen
Originally posted by: dhoytw
Turn on now and solution seems to crackle in box....I might rebuild.....Help for me How???????
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I told you before. :roll: Put mushroom on hard drive, will decrease temp because makes solution run faster.

Or put donut around northbridge chip. It will suck the heat away from it and provide you with warm dessert at same time.

Or put potato in video card fan. This will slow fan and re-route power to the solution maker so it go faster, then it lower cpu temp.

You thank later me. :beer:
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QFT

 
Originally posted by: Azsen
Originally posted by: dhoytw
Turn on now and solution seems to crackle in box....I might rebuild.....Help for me How???????
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I told you before. :roll: Put mushroom on hard drive, will decrease temp because makes solution run faster.

Or put donut around northbridge chip. It will suck the heat away from it and provide you with warm dessert at same time.

Or put potato in video card fan. This will slow fan and re-route power to the solution maker so it go faster, then it lower cpu temp.

You thank later me. :beer:
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Wow crazy on here some of these people, I can't tell it's not funny HAHAHAHAHA OK
 
Keep hope alive for the box. I can't do this with it so cold but getting warm now...it really sucks HOW LONG????
 
After reading through the whole thread, I can tell you.

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That long. Drawn to scale.

Or, more specifically,

It will last until it doesn't.

/ME wonders why he actually read through all that...
 
Originally posted by: dhoytw
Keep hope alive for the box. I can't do this with it so cold but getting warm now...it really sucks HOW LONG????
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LIAR!!!! Solution is warm.

Made me get sunburnt! Do not believe dhoytw, he lies 🙁

:evil:
 
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