My coworker is venting that she caught her daughter...

[Dulanic]

I have never heard of that before... but I get it. Scissor me timbers! Hopefully they were using cake doughnuts and not boston cream... oh god I think I just threw up in my mouth when a visual picture flashed in my mind. Something along these lines....

 

[Ancalagon44]

I always think the parents attitude towards such activity causes far more damage than the activity itself does. I dont think kids should see such sexual things in a bad light. It causes them to have issues with sexuality and their bodies later in life.

Dont get me wrong, if I had a daughter I would like it if she were straight, but if she wants to bump donuts I dont mind as long as she is old enough.

 

[Lamont Burns]

sounds like scissoring for fatties

 

[NoStateofMind]

Donut Bumping NSFW?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

doughnut bumping

 

[pcgeek11]

Donut Bumping NSFW?

Got me!

 

[Ninjahedge]

Um, ick.

I don't know why your co-worker would want to vent to you (or others) about what her daughter is rubbing her private parts against, but that is pretty much her daughters concern, not anybody elses.

You can be concerned about how she will fit in, and that they are trying to sneak the nasty while you are in the house (try LOCKING the door!) but aside from that, this sounds like the beginning of a Lifetime TV special combined with a Penthouse Forum "letter".

And yeah. I am sure both chicks were indescribably hot. They were probably strait out of a light beer commercial.

 

[amdhunter]

sounds like scissoring for fatties

No, when fatties do it, it's called bagel bumping. :'(

 

[Ninjahedge]

Not Bundt Cake Bumping?

 

[PottedMeat]

I have never heard of that before... but I get it. Scissor me timbers! Hopefully they were using cake doughnuts and not boston cream... oh god I think I just threw up in my mouth when a visual picture flashed in my mind. Something along these lines....

you picture diarrhea afterwards? D:

 

[Ancalagon44]

Hang on... how did the mom know what to call it? Maybe she has experience in these matters.

 

[cardiac]

Um, ick.

They'd have to be pretty ugly before I'd call donut bumping "ick"...

 

[shortylickens]

European Lesbians > American Lesbians

 

[Sea Moose]

Wrong.

You are all wrong. Its called "Tribbing"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism<-- NOT SAFE FOR WORK

 

[ViviTheMage]

Teens go through experimental stages a little earlier these days, it's easier for girl on girl / guy on guy because the parents don't keep as close of an eye on the same sex friends. Perfectly normal

Shit, that seems a little LATE if you ask me ... kids now a days are doing it in their early teens :S

 

[MotF Bane]

:awe:

 

[shortylickens]

Shit, that seems a little LATE if you ask me ... kids now a days are doing it in their early teens :S

No kidding.

Thirteen wasnt a shock for me, it was a mediocre documentary. I knew a girl who got pregnant in the 6th grade and a couple who got pregnant in junior high.
I lost count of all the knocked up sluts in senior high.

 

[purbeast0]

wow 42 posts and not ONE asking for pics of this 18 year old ... ATOT you disappoint me.

oh, and pretty sure ya'll getting trolled hard by the OP.

 

[Wyndru]

Shit, that seems a little LATE if you ask me ... kids now a days are doing it in their early teens :S

I was kidding around, I meant because of the theory that many people go through their experimental stages with same sex partners in college, not high school.

 

[JulesMaximus]

She's 18? You should have asked for pics!

 

[disappoint]

Wrong.

You are all wrong. Its called "Tribbing"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism<-- NOT SAFE FOR WORK

The trouble with tribbles?

Wait is this where the writers of Friends got the name Tribiani for that Joey character? The whole time I was watching Friends I never knew this! Granted that was all of about 35 seconds before I took a break to vomit, and then never watched the show again but still...

Oh and going back to those tribbles in Star Trek....they were furry....I'm just sayin.... How old is that term Tribbing anyway? Could it be....Star Trek too!?

 

[brainhulk]

well, I can tell you guys im not trolling. But it would be hard for me to ask, oh hey can you get pics of your daugter and her friend donut bumping...although the little sister is a wannabee actress, i will try to find pics online

Anyways this coworker wears her emotions on her sleeve and is not too bright. She's the one that got in an accident when she looped her seat belt throught the steering wheel. She's the one that stole vicodin and ate it at work and left the empty packages in the bathroom trash for people to find.

 

[Fausto]

Bullshit.

This.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Maybe she could pray the gay away?

 

[brainhulk]

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