My cousins girlfriend hit on me tonight.

Steve

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May 2, 2004
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Your cousin should write a long, multi-paragraph email about what an ass you are.
 

oCxTiTaN

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My cousin's girlfriend hit on me too...about two years ago. We've been together ever since :p

Ok, so they weren't so much bf/gf as they were simply dating but she decided to go on a date with me a couple weeks later and she chose me over him. If that wasn't bad enough, a few weeks prior his girlfriend, who knew she had no chance to date me as her parents were extremely strict, dumped him in favor of me anyways so I had effectively stolen two girls from him :)