My cousin is getting married and I am the best man

[essasin]

My cousin is in his late 20's and is getting married. We basically grew up like brothers. Besides a bachelor party, speech, and making sure the rings get there...what else does the best man do?

 

[mpitts]

STRIPPX0RZZZ!!!1111oneonetwo

Seriously, besides what you listed not much else.

Edit: Be sure not to hire any strippers that say they go to North Carolina Central College.

 

[DainBramaged]

Do the bridesmaids.

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: mpitts
STRIPPX0RZZZ!!!1111oneonetwo

Seriously, besides what you listed not much else.

I have that taken care of. It is the top on my to do list

 

[Reckoner]

You have to mutter "don't do it!" while the bridge walks up the aisle

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Do the bridesmaids.

hahahah point taken

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
You have to mutter "don't do it!" while the bridge walks up the aisle

what about the bride?

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
You have to mutter "don't do it!" while the bridge walks up the aisle

Cough ahemmm "dont do it"....I got that down

 

[Vinfinite]

Originally posted by: essasin

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
You have to mutter "don't do it!" while the bridge walks up the aisle

Cough ahemmm "dont do it"....I got that down

Practice makes perfect, and you do want to be convincing, dont you?!

haha I'm sure you'll be a great best man, good luck

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: Vinfinite

Originally posted by: essasin

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
You have to mutter "don't do it!" while the bridge walks up the aisle

Cough ahemmm "dont do it"....I got that down

Practice makes perfect, and you do want to be convincing, dont you?!

haha I'm sure you'll be a great best man, good luck

it'll be his last life line until he takes the pludge... hopefully I can save him

 

[IronWing]

You are responsible for making sure the preacher gets paid.

 

[MrChad]

You hit the major ones.

This list is pretty comprehensive.

 

[sandmanwake]

Should anything happen to the groom, you have to marry the bride.

 

[MoPHo]

A major responsibility is to watch out for the groom at the wedding...if he looks like he might be going down or not looking too good, you have to look worse or go down faster. Anything to take the focus off anything bad he might do and put it on yourself.


Only reason i say going down, is because i passed out at my sister's wedding because it was 1000 fcuking degrees in the church and i locked my knees...

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: MrChad
You hit the major ones.

This list is pretty comprehensive.

# Serve as the groom's personal aide and adviser before and during the wedding. This can include helping him pack for the honeymoon (the valet part).

Help him pack the bride's fudge?

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: MrChad
You hit the major ones.

This list is pretty comprehensive.

Thanks! I got more to put on my to do list.

Originally posted by: MoPHo
A major responsibility is to watch out for the groom at the wedding...if he looks like he might be going down or not looking too good, you have to look worse or go down faster. Anything to take the focus off anything bad he might do and put it on yourself.


Only reason i say going down, is because i passed out at my sister's wedding because it was 1000 fcuking degrees in the church and i locked my knees...

I'll make sure to bend and buckle in the other direction or keep everyone entertained with all the OT jokes and C.Nisms (dont want to say his name and get banned)