My cousin deserves jail time.

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: RKS
anybody run this through Babel Fish?

Translated to dutch, then back to english

My cousin returned only of China. He made supposedly a large timmerhout treat. Now is I now China large but I did not think real they much of the timmerhoutindustrie had. The point is he says he protected a loan for $120,000,000. now my zoons always of obliged terry cloth. But after terry cloth soliceted $10.000 of my mother, $15.000 of brother. $20.000 of my sister and large papa. $40.000 of its mummy and papa. Not to mention a lot of others who is no family. Well the company folded up these investerors which in the cable of the fibre optics is laying invested company from Mn Owattona exactly after all. He offered my zoon $30 per hour the lorry of baancMac from Rochester Mn. that he says he buys. My zoon told him why I would do that? It a remuneration lowering would be. Well the terry cloth in dis belief was. He said that type you money does not make. FUN. I tell ya this kerel am this way low since people get. He below 3 houses has burned he lived to collect insurance. The first 2 houses perhaps _ but it the third house that he ver*tellen me and 2 other he do not descend its house at plat:branden. 3 weeks has been later burned down house. I not to itself only family collecting will go if he is there. I weet what would not happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I did not refer to fighting. My question is this. If within turns I this kerel. House burning cannot do I approximately the anthing. To be more than 7 years. But soliticing money for its false busniness I beable its rest to wall for that must nail. But I lost never 1 dime to this clown. He is likable to speak to but is words is always lies. If I within turns him. Or stay from since I have?

 

[Nemesis 1]

Well if ya put it that way . I guess the thing to do IS, setback with popcorn and watch kernal get buttered.

 

[Amused]

I'm very confused.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Well if ya put it that way . I guess the thing to do so, setback with popcorn and watch kernal get buttered.

Read exploded my head from this

 

[wwswimming]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Well I would say the investors he stole $300,000 from should prove soliting . As for spacing after period . LOL . Someday I will tell you why .

sometimes i like having space between letters and punctuation
marks. looks better sometimes.

also, if you're using a speech recognition program to dictate,
well sometimes it just comes out slightly different.

i met someone similar who offered venture capital he didn't
have. wasted my time.

from your description, if you're sure about the arson, it
sounds like an "oh my God what a creep" situation.

but, if you do something that leads to him going to jail,
he probably won't come out less angry than when he went
in. he'll come out 100 times angrier. and it may well be
directed at you.

maybe you can introduce him to some Nigerian scammers
and they'll finish each other off.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: wwswimming

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Well I would say the investors he stole $300,000 from should prove soliting . As for spacing after period . LOL . Someday I will tell you why .

sometimes i like having space between letters and punctuation
marks. looks better sometimes.

also, if you're using a speech recognition program to dictate,
well sometimes it just comes out slightly different.

i met someone similar who offered venture capital he didn't
have. wasted my time.

from your description, if you're sure about the arson, it
sounds like an "oh my God what a creep" situation.

but, if you do something that leads to him going to jail,
he probably won't come out less angry than when he went
in. he'll come out 100 times angrier. and it may well be
directed at you.

maybe you can introduce him to some Nigerian scammers
and they'll finish each other off.

You would've been so l33t if you did that in haiku

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: RKS
anybody run this through Babel Fish?

Translated to dutch, then back to english

My cousin returned only of China. He made supposedly a large timmerhout treat. Now is I now China large but I did not think real they much of the timmerhoutindustrie had. The point is he says he protected a loan for $120,000,000. now my zoons always of obliged terry cloth. But after terry cloth soliceted $10.000 of my mother, $15.000 of brother. $20.000 of my sister and large papa. $40.000 of its mummy and papa. Not to mention a lot of others who is no family. Well the company folded up these investerors which in the cable of the fibre optics is laying invested company from Mn Owattona exactly after all. He offered my zoon $30 per hour the lorry of baancMac from Rochester Mn. that he says he buys. My zoon told him why I would do that? It a remuneration lowering would be. Well the terry cloth in dis belief was. He said that type you money does not make. FUN. I tell ya this kerel am this way low since people get. He below 3 houses has burned he lived to collect insurance. The first 2 houses perhaps _ but it the third house that he ver*tellen me and 2 other he do not descend its house at plat:branden. 3 weeks has been later burned down house. I not to itself only family collecting will go if he is there. I weet what would not happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I did not refer to fighting. My question is this. If within turns I this kerel. House burning cannot do I approximately the anthing. To be more than 7 years. But soliticing money for its false busniness I beable its rest to wall for that must nail. But I lost never 1 dime to this clown. He is likable to speak to but is words is always lies. If I within turns him. Or stay from since I have?

Wow, it actually makes m ore sense this way...

 

[91TTZ]

DO NOT WANT

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
My cousin just came back from China. He supposedly made a big lumber deal . Now I now China is big but I really didn't think they had much of a lumber industry.

Point is he says he secured a loan for $120,000,000. Now my son always liked terry. But after terry soliceted $10,000 from my mother , $15,000 from brother. $20,000 from my sister and the big daddy . $40,000 from his mommy and daddy. Not to mention many others who are not family. Well the company folded up right after all these investerors invested in the fiber optics cable laying company out of Owattona mn.

He offered my son a $30 an hour job Mac truck out of rochester mn. That he says he is buying . My son told him why would I do that ? It would be a pay cut. Well terry was in dis belief . He said you don't make that kind of money . LOL . I tell ya this guy is as low as humans get. He has burnt down 3 homes he lived to collect insurance . The first 2 homes maybe not . But the 3rd home he told myself and 2 others he was going to burn his house down . 3 weeks later his house burned down .

I won't go to any family gatherings if he is there . I don't know what would happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I wasn't referring to fighting .


My question is this . Should I turn this guy in . The house burnings I can't do anthing about . Its been more than 7 years. But soliticing money for his false busniness I should beable to nail his ass to wall for that . But I never lost 1 dime to this clown . He is likable to talk to but his words are always lies. Should I turn him in . Or stay out of it as I have?

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
My cousin just came back from China. He supposedly made a big lumber deal . Now I now China is big but I really didn't think they had much of a lumber industry.

Point is he says he secured a loan for $120,000,000. Now my son always liked terry. But after terry soliceted $10,000 from my mother , $15,000 from brother. $20,000 from my sister and the big daddy . $40,000 from his mommy and daddy. Not to mention many others who are not family. Well the company folded up right after all these investerors invested in the fiber optics cable laying company out of Owattona mn.

He offered my son a $30 an hour job Mac truck out of rochester mn. That he says he is buying . My son told him why would I do that ? It would be a pay cut. Well terry was in dis belief . He said you don't make that kind of money . LOL . I tell ya this guy is as low as humans get. He has burnt down 3 homes he lived to collect insurance . The first 2 homes maybe not . But the 3rd home he told myself and 2 others he was going to burn his house down . 3 weeks later his house burned down .

I won't go to any family gatherings if he is there . I don't know what would happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I wasn't referring to fighting .


My question is this . Should I turn this guy in . The house burnings I can't do anthing about . Its been more than 7 years. But soliticing money for his false busniness I should beable to nail his ass to wall for that . But I never lost 1 dime to this clown . He is likable to talk to but his words are always lies. Should I turn him in . Or stay out of it as I have?

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

WAT?!

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: RKS
anybody run this through Babel Fish?

Translated to dutch, then back to english

My cousin returned only of China. He made supposedly a large timmerhout treat. Now is I now China large but I did not think real they much of the timmerhoutindustrie had. The point is he says he protected a loan for $120,000,000. now my zoons always of obliged terry cloth. But after terry cloth soliceted $10.000 of my mother, $15.000 of brother. $20.000 of my sister and large papa. $40.000 of its mummy and papa. Not to mention a lot of others who is no family. Well the company folded up these investerors which in the cable of the fibre optics is laying invested company from Mn Owattona exactly after all. He offered my zoon $30 per hour the lorry of baancMac from Rochester Mn. that he says he buys. My zoon told him why I would do that? It a remuneration lowering would be. Well the terry cloth in dis belief was. He said that type you money does not make. FUN. I tell ya this kerel am this way low since people get. He below 3 houses has burned he lived to collect insurance. The first 2 houses perhaps _ but it the third house that he ver*tellen me and 2 other he do not descend its house at plat:branden. 3 weeks has been later burned down house. I not to itself only family collecting will go if he is there. I weet what would not happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I did not refer to fighting. My question is this. If within turns I this kerel. House burning cannot do I approximately the anthing. To be more than 7 years. But soliticing money for its false busniness I beable its rest to wall for that must nail. But I lost never 1 dime to this clown. He is likable to speak to but is words is always lies. If I within turns him. Or stay from since I have?

Ah.....the Jimmy James method.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
It is my primary language. AIN"T gotten any use fer nottin else other than good old american language.

I rather have bad grammer than to be a critic. I just pray that you to get judged according to what you have done than what you say. At the end of my lifetime . and I know in real world it matters but really doesn't . My chip stack will be taller than yourins. How do we measure false success . Oh! thats right , Chip count in game of life.

lol wat

wat

*cue anubis' log

 

[maziwanka]

omg.

 

[deadlyapp]

A+++ SELLER PROVED VERY HELPFUL.WOULD DO BIZ WITH AGAIN

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Quintox
You type terribly, I don't even understand what you are asking

Yeah. Learn to write.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Quintox
You type terribly, I don't even understand what you are asking

 

[BrokenVisage]

Well I think that's the tops!

 

[Soundmanred]

i would have totally said look chris, just ask dave for help, he will come through like he did for pete and see what he says . christine might butt in but we all know how she is so forget that right . i forget what her brothers name is but hes not right in the head and might be like look here buddy im not your friend and dylan will probably be all like im not your buddy guy and it never ends you know . i would just walk away from it all and leave it alone or patricia might call her cousin and be all like leave britney alone . just leave her alone !

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: Quintox
You type terribly, I don't even understand what you are asking

Yeah I got nothing.

 

[Pepsi90919]

who the hell is terry

 

[PottedMeat]

CAPT. KOONS
This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

 

[wwswimming]

You would've been so l33t if you did that in haiku

my cousin deserves jail time

a small bird flies into a plate glass window

and bounces off

/\ attempted haiku.

 

[Tremulant]

this thread is awesome.

 

[timswim78]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: RKS
anybody run this through Babel Fish?

Translated to dutch, then back to english

My cousin returned only of China. He made supposedly a large timmerhout treat. Now is I now China large but I did not think real they much of the timmerhoutindustrie had. The point is he says he protected a loan for $120,000,000. now my zoons always of obliged terry cloth. But after terry cloth soliceted $10.000 of my mother, $15.000 of brother. $20.000 of my sister and large papa. $40.000 of its mummy and papa. Not to mention a lot of others who is no family. Well the company folded up these investerors which in the cable of the fibre optics is laying invested company from Mn Owattona exactly after all. He offered my zoon $30 per hour the lorry of baancMac from Rochester Mn. that he says he buys. My zoon told him why I would do that? It a remuneration lowering would be. Well the terry cloth in dis belief was. He said that type you money does not make. FUN. I tell ya this kerel am this way low since people get. He below 3 houses has burned he lived to collect insurance. The first 2 houses perhaps _ but it the third house that he ver*tellen me and 2 other he do not descend its house at plat:branden. 3 weeks has been later burned down house. I not to itself only family collecting will go if he is there. I weet what would not happen but it would be ugly. Since I am wheelchaired. I did not refer to fighting. My question is this. If within turns I this kerel. House burning cannot do I approximately the anthing. To be more than 7 years. But soliticing money for its false busniness I beable its rest to wall for that must nail. But I lost never 1 dime to this clown. He is likable to speak to but is words is always lies. If I within turns him. Or stay from since I have?

Then from English to German to English:

My cousin returned only from China. It formed assumed a large timmerhout for festiveness. I is now now large China, but I did not think that material they had much timmerhoutindustrie. The point is it says that it always protected a loan for $120.000.000. now my zoons the connected Terry of cloth. But, after Terry cloth $10,000 of my nut/mother soliceted, $15,000 of the brother. $20.000 of my sister and large dad. $40.000 of its mummy and dad. A quantity other one do not mention, which is not a family. Pour the company folded up these investerors out, which exactly put invested company of manganese Owattona in the cable of fiber optics after all. It offered zoon $30 per hour the truck of baancMac from smelling ester manganese, which it says to mine that it buys. Mine zoon explained to him, why I would do that? It a Verguetungsenken became its. Pour the Terry to cloth out in dis, the faith was. He said that kind, which you do not form for money. FUN. I explain in the morning ya this kerel this to way low, since people receive. It under 3 houses has burned it lived, in order to collect insurance. The first 2 houses possibly _ however it the third house that it descends me ver*tellen and 2 other one it its house not on plat:branden. 3 weeks down house was burned later. I to itself family to only collect do not go, if it is there. Weet I which would not happen, but it would be ugly. Since I wheelchaired am. I did not refer on fights. My question is this. If within the revolutions I of this kerel. The house burning cannot do approximately the Anthing to I. More than 7 years its. But soliticing money for its wrong busniness I beable its remainder to the wall for this having nail. But I lost never 1 groschen to this clown. He is love worth, to also speak however is words is always lies. If I within the revolutions it. Or stay of, since I have?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
this thread is awesome.

:thumbsup: