my company is having an event to see who can lose the most weight

[puffff]

winner gets like a 5 day, 4night vacation for two in the carribean.
the initial weigh in is may 1st.. what can i eat to gain the most weight by then?

 

[Farang]

Instead of actually making yourself fat, drink as much water as possible before the weigh-in and put a lead weight up your butt.

 

[potato28]

Eat McDonalds non-stop. When do you have to loose the weight by?

 

[ChaoZ]

Umm wtf? What if you're already skinny?

 

[z0mb13]

sue for discrimination! they are favoring the fatties!

 

[Slew Foot]

Yup, drink water and as much of it as you can. Eat a lot of salt as well, youll retain more water.

 

[Vidda]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
sue for discrimination! they are favoring the fatties!

The fatties would have lost the weight by now if they had the desire/willpower.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: puffff
winner gets like a 5 day, 4night vacation for two in the carribean.
the initial weigh in is may 1st.. what can i eat to gain the most weight by then?

:laugh: Looks like their plan backfired. How long do you have to lose the weight?

Drink a 12 pack of beer every night between now and the weigh-in - maybe you can develop alcoholism too. A twofor! :laugh:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Vidda

Originally posted by: z0mb13
sue for discrimination! they are favoring the fatties!

The fatties would have lost the weight by now if they had the desire/willpower.

I think the moderately overweight have the best shot.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Farang
Instead of actually making yourself fat, drink as much water as possible before the weigh-in and put a lead weight up your butt.

By which puffff will now be known as hrumffff.

 

[Ulfhednar]

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Umm wtf? What if you're already skinny?

It's by percentage.

 

[everman]

Drink a ton of water, there's 8 pounds to a gallon.

 

[Vidda]

Actually, Weightgain 4000 should do the trick. Beefcake!

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: everman
Drink a ton of water, there's 8 pounds to a gallon.

:thumbsup:

If I was up for it, I can put away 2 gallons of water. But then, I will be really bloated. I don't mean bloated like "it's uncomfortable to run" bloated, I mean like... you can't move... at all.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Farang
Instead of actually making yourself fat, drink as much water as possible before the weigh-in and put a lead weight up your butt.

Yeah, that's healthy...:roll:

 

[SludgeFactory]

Be fully carbed up, glycogen ties up water, you want your liver and muscles full of it. Drink as much water as you can stand in the 20-30 minutes leading up to the weigh in, and have full stomach, bowel and bladder on the scale. This is easy weight. Then you go into the final weigh-in with everything emptied out and carb depleted, that could be 15 pounds right there, maybe a lot more if you're hugely fat.

You can also gain weight (fat) in the days prior to, if you temporarily go a few pounds over your setpoint it should come off fairly quickly when you start to diet. The best way to do that is good old fashioned hogging, lots of sugared cereal, ice cream, pastries, etc. Morning noon and night, ad nausea.

If clothes are allowed for the weigh in, obviously wear as much as you can get by with, heavy corduroy pants, blazer, heaviest & clunkiest shoes you can find, etc.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Ulfhednar

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Umm wtf? What if you're already skinny?

It's by percentage.

whats the point of losing weight if u are already skinny??

 

[FoBoT]

dang, that is a good enough incentive, i would stop eating to win that

 

[Special K]

What an odd contest. I can't believe they are giving away such a nice prize for a competition with so many loopholes, as other members have already pointed out.

Also it would kind of suck for the people who don't really need to lose any weight.

 

[doze]

fill yourself with pizza, pasta, coke and dark beer

then lose the weight with a little crystal meth and a colon cleaning

 

[Ulfhednar]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Ulfhednar

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Umm wtf? What if you're already skinny?

It's by percentage.

whats the point of losing weight if u are already skinny??

It's by percentage! A skinny person would barely have to lose even a tiny bit of weight compared to a fat person in order to win, you could actually say that the contest is heavily biased toward skinny people but who cares.

 

[Flammable]

colon blow ftw

 

[KillerCharlie]

Wear a sweater with a lead vest underneath it.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Farang
Instead of actually making yourself fat, drink as much water as possible before the weigh-in and put a lead weight up your butt.

:thumbsup:

 

[UncleWai]

Just watch out of water poisoning if you drink too much water. I don't want to see an ATOT title: Worker died over a retarded contest, summary: hahahah Darwin FTW!