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My College Application Essay (NOW WITH POLL)

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I had to do this for my AP English class a month ago, I did this in like 40 minutes and surprisingly got one of the highest grades in the class. I've put off completing the UC apps because I'm lazy and "there's always Thanksgiving," but heh.

I was shooting for uniqueness, but towards the end figured I should put in some lovey dovey crap about myself.

So yeah, any feedback is appreciated. And not really feedback as in re-structuring the essay, cause I'm too lazy to make any of those changes. Just tell me if you liked it or not.. Or any big grammatical mistakes (which there may be, my essay came back with a couple of corrections, but I've since lost that paper) gg responsibility.

Tell us about a talent, experience, contribution of personal quality you will bring to the University of California.

I came to America, my village's word for the glorious country, from my native Cuba at the tender age of six. My family constructed a make-shift boat out of used garbage bags and wooden planks. We set sail across the Gulf Sea the following Spring, but soon encountered rough waters which shattered the boat and my family. Clinging to my plank in the chilled water, I could only pray that the waters would take me to shore. Two days later, I arrived on the shores of South Florida.

Personal statements aren't about what one has accomplished; more who can best cheat the system without getting caught. Seeing as one needs a court order to view my medical records, you can tack on the fact that I have AIDS, Leprosy, Gonorrhea, Diabetes and three forms of life-threatening cancer to my immigration story. It may not be true, but it sure sounds good. Unfortunately for me, I'm of European descent (I like to say ethnically challenged), was born into a middle-class family and live in a culturally diverse city. It is common knowledge that any person of European descent living in America is living the privileged life. I should know, I?ve been told by many Affirmative Action liberals that I am better off than many of the minorities living here and that the minorities deserve the same chance I have?

The personal quality I bring to the University of California is a, rather rare, attitude. I am very much a straight-shooter and have no intention to over-glorify my sheltered life experiences. It is this brutal honesty, and underlying humor, that will add to the atmosphere of the UC system. I would imagine reading the same identical, mundane template type of essay gets old after a while. Too many people sacrifice their dignity to take a pity, life affecting tragedy and glorify their perseverance over the one bump in the road. Either that or people will suck-up and reiterate their scores, ranks and marks shown on their academic record. Holden Caulfield of J. D. Salinger?s The Catcher in the Rye could not have come up with a better classifying term for these types of people: phonies.

I am not one that openly conforms to something I?m not willing to be and it is this quality that society lacks. My open thoughts, paired with my confidence makes for a knock-out combination. I am not afraid to say what everyone is thinking, I?m not afraid to question someone when I believe they?re mistaken, I say what?s on my mind. I like to do things on my own terms, which explains the outlandishness of this essay. All that matters is my personal satisfaction of knowing that I truthfully answered this question, while upholding my values and ethics.

 
Remove the contractions and that looks pretty good.
Or would removing the contractions count as conforming?
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Well, you probably wouldn't like it at berkley
Hehe. Even if I got accepted, I wouldn't go there. Damn liberals.

BTW, applying to SD and Davis.

Have you thought about applying to some good schools out of state?
 
Originally posted by: Legendary
Remove the contractions and that looks pretty good.
Or would removing the contractions count as conforming?
Eh? What contractions?

Have you thought about applying to some good schools?
I applied to Cal Poly Early Admission under EE. What are good schools for you? I'm pretty much limited to the state of California cause out of state costs are insane.
 
A bold essay like this will only result in two outcomes in the eyes of admission officers.

Extremely liked or or extremely hated, nothing in the middle, depending on the officer.

If you have a good chance to get in to the school, then a conservative essay will suffice.
If you are trying your luck with a good school that has a little chance of accepting you, then this essay is good, you have nothing to lose anyways.
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
Originally posted by: Legendary
Remove the contractions and that looks pretty good.
Or would removing the contractions count as conforming?
Eh? What contractions?

Have you thought about applying to some good schools?
I applied to Cal Poly Early Admission under EE. What are good schools for you? I'm pretty much limited to the state of California cause out of state costs are insane.

You should think about out of state private schools. If you get in they make sure you have enough aid to go.
 
Honestly though, it reads like "pretentious dude hiding behind a veil of smart-alecness on purpose for laughs"

I would attempt to incorporate your own characteristics throughout mcore than the last paragraph. Basically, as it stands, everything but the last paragraph useless other than it demonstrates your ability to write sarcasm. This will result in many eassys where the readers can read a ridiculous amount about every student but you. They hae to "guess" as to what you are like moreso than with everyone else.

Impressing them might prove to be your most egregious mistake
 
Originally posted by: Imdmn04
A bold essay like this will only result in two outcomes in the eyes of admission officers.

Extremely liked or or extremely hated, nothing in the middle, depending on the officer.

If you have a good chance to get in to the school, then a conservative essay will suffice.
If you are trying your luck with a good school that has a little chance of accepting you, then this essay is good, you have nothing to lose anyways.
The latter explains me 🙂 3.7 weighed GPA and a 1310 on SATs is like nothing anymore 🙁 Damn over-achievers.
 
Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
I had to do this for my AP English class a month ago, I did this in like 40 minutes and surprisingly got one of the highest grades in the class. I've put off completing the UC apps because I'm lazy and "there's always Thanksgiving," but heh.

I was shooting for uniqueness, but towards the end figured I should put in some lovey dovey crap about myself.

So yeah, any feedback is appreciated. And not really feedback as in re-structuring the essay, cause I'm too lazy to make any of those changes. Just tell me if you liked it or not.. Or any big grammatical mistakes (which there may be, my essay came back with a couple of corrections, but I've since lost that paper) gg responsibility.

Tell us about a talent, experience, contribution of personal quality you will bring to the University of California.

I came to America, my village's word for the glorious country, from my native Cuba at the tender age of six. My family constructed a make-shift boat out of used garbage bags and wooden planks. We set sail across the Gulf Sea the following Spring, but soon encountered rough waters which shattered the boat and my family. Clinging to my plank in the chilled water, I could only pray that the waters would take me to shore. Two days later, I arrived on the shores of South Florida.

Personal statements aren't about what one has accomplished; more who can best cheat the system without getting caught. Seeing as one needs a court order to view my medical records, you can tack on the fact that I have AIDS, Leprosy, Gonorrhea, Diabetes and three forms of life-threatening cancer to my immigration story. It may not be true, but it sure sounds good. Unfortunately for me, I'm of European descent (I like to say ethnically challenged), was born into a middle-class family and live in a culturally diverse city. It is common knowledge that any person of European descent living in America is living the privileged life. I should know, I?ve been told by many Affirmative Action liberals that I am better off than many of the minorities living here and that the minorities deserve the same chance I have?

The personal quality I bring to the University of California is a, rather rare, attitude. I am very much a straight-shooter and have no intention to over-glorify my sheltered life experiences. It is this brutal honesty, and underlying humor, that will add to the atmosphere of the UC system. I would imagine reading the same identical, mundane template type of essay gets old after a while. Too many people sacrifice their dignity to take a pity, life affecting tragedy and glorify their perseverance over the one bump in the road. Either that or people will suck-up and reiterate their scores, ranks and marks shown on their academic record. Holden Caulfield of J. D. Salinger?s The Catcher in the Rye could not have come up with a better classifying term for these types of people: phonies.

I am not one that openly conforms to something I?m not willing to be and it is this quality that society lacks. My open thoughts, paired with my confidence makes for a knock-out combination. I am not afraid to say what everyone is thinking, I?m not afraid to question someone when I believe they?re mistaken, I say what?s on my mind. I like to do things on my own terms, which explains the outlandishness of this essay. All that matters is my personal satisfaction of knowing that I truthfully answered this question, while upholding my values and ethics.

I see two, both in the 3rd paragraph - "I'm" and "what's"
Another one in the 1st paragraph - "I'm"
Also an "aren't" or two. Just reread it and find them. Also I would take out the semicolon and change it to a "but", but that's just a matter of preference.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Honestly though, it reads like "pretentious dude hiding behind a veil of smart-alecness on purpose for laughs"
That is me... I mean, you have no idea. That fits my description perfectly.

edit: wait, I'm not hiding anything though. ...except my monstrocity of a nether region 😉
 
Originally posted by: LegendaryI see two, both in the 3rd paragraph - "I'm" and "what's"
Another one in the 1st paragraph - "I'm"
Also an "aren't" or two. Just reread it and find them. Also I would take out the semicolon and change it to a "but", but that's just a matter of preference.
Oh, those things. Thanks 🙂
 
good for a AP writing class. not good for a college essay. then again i could be wrong. 1460 on SATs, 3.5 GPA..wrote cookie cutter essays on all applications...and got rejected from top choice schools

edit: i should mention. i like the essay
 
It's a solid essay, yet really doesn't add anything. It just shows that you wish to be diverse, and fail at it. You also try to use some good humor as well, but that just comes across as sarcastic and biting. You write very well, but I just think that this essay might hurt you rather than helping you. Retain your last paragraph, for it is really well written. However, I would (if I were you) scrap the rest and try to build off of the last paragraph.

PS: There are some pretty glaring grammatical mistakes there- just pointing them out because I know you're in AP English and will correct them. 😀

And if you want, I can help point them out. Sorry for being such a negative reader.
 
Originally posted by: Aharami
good for a AP writing class. not good for a college essay. then again i could be wrong. 1460 on SATs, 3.5 GPA..wrote cookie cutter essays on all applications...and got rejected from top choice schools

edit: i should mention. i like the essay

depending on your top choices those aren't really good grades =\
 
honestly, i dont like it. and i dont think many UC school admins will either. think about where you are applying to. each school is dff. but i didnt apply to any uc schools so...this post is pretty meaningless.
 
Originally posted by: AcidicFury
It's a solid essay, yet really doesn't add anything. It just shows that you wish to be diverse, and fail at it. You also try to use some good humor as well, but that just comes across as sarcastic and biting. You write very well, but I just think that this essay might hurt you rather than helping you. Retain your last paragraph, for it is really well written. However, I would (if I were you) scrap the rest and try to build off of the last paragraph.

PS: There are some pretty glaring grammatical mistakes there- just pointing them out because I know you're in AP English and will correct them. 😀

And if you want, I can help point them out. Sorry for being such a negative reader.
No, I like this. Your comments help me improve.

Scrapping the top isn't going to happen, I like it, it stays. If I get rejected, you can laugh, I can cry, Nebor can comfort me 😉 But I'm just looking for grammatical mistakes and just kind of testing the waters, see if it gets the reaction I like/want.
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: Aharami
good for a AP writing class. not good for a college essay. then again i could be wrong. 1460 on SATs, 3.5 GPA..wrote cookie cutter essays on all applications...and got rejected from top choice schools

edit: i should mention. i like the essay

depending on your top choices those aren't really good grades =\

agreed. i started slacking off my junior and esp my senior year. but my # of hard courses i took in HS should be counted too. i took 6 AP courses all in all in HS. 2 junior year and 4 senior year.
 
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