My chicken tastes funny

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: MichaelD
*taps on screen*

Uncle Wai?

Helllllo?

Anyone know if this guy is still breathing?

Update from the bathroom coming soon...

Please, no :camera:'s!

 

[Kalvin00]

UncleWai? Hello?


S

 

[DurocShark]

UCSS?

University of California, Satans Servants?

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

/begins funeral arrangements for Uncle Wai

*sniffle*

He was a good man. *sniffle* Dumb as a box of rocks, but a good man....

 

[UncleWai]

Okay, spoiled chicken is overrated.
I went to play basketball and had some greasy Chinese food.
My stomach still work like a champ.

 

[MichaelD]

It's......ALIVE!!!!

A----LIVE!!!!!!!

:Q


Really, or are you lying thru your teeth? Did you spend all day sitting on the toilet or what?

 

[UncleWai]

Oh, and I also tried a bottle of Rolling Rock too, again, overrated.

 

[UncleWai]

I did poop once, but I think it was irrelevant to the roast chicken.
I guess 20+ years of eating Chinese food has trained my stomach to withstand any bacteria invasion.

Originally posted by: MichaelD
It's......ALIVE!!!!

A----LIVE!!!!!!!

:Q


Really, or are you lying thru your teeth? Did you spend all day sitting on the toilet or what?

 

[Linux23]

Holy Shit, I can't even leave food in the fridge for 3 days without it getting spoiled, and you ate this sh!t sitting in the open at room temp?:Q

 

[Kalvin00]

You aren't off the hook yet..

 

[Perknose]

Costco's had a liberal return policy. Just go there and with the receipt and a barf bag.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
I did poop once, but I think it was irrelevant to the roast chicken.
I guess 20+ years of eating Chinese food has trained my stomach to withstand any bacteria invasion.

Originally posted by: MichaelD
It's......ALIVE!!!!

A----LIVE!!!!!!!

:Q


Really, or are you lying thru your teeth? Did you spend all day sitting on the toilet or what?

Consitution like a vulture, lol.

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Wait till tomorrow.

 

[dc]

is he still alive?

 

[Rudee]

You're so full of BS.

 

[Ausm]

Stop joking and quit choking your chicken



Ausm

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
I did poop once, but I think it was irrelevant to the roast chicken.
I guess 20+ years of eating Chinese food has trained my stomach to withstand any bacteria invasion.

Originally posted by: MichaelD
It's......ALIVE!!!!

A----LIVE!!!!!!!

:Q


Really, or are you lying thru your teeth? Did you spend all day sitting on the toilet or what?

Pepto bismal.

 

[RobCur]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
I did poop once, but I think it was irrelevant to the roast chicken.
I guess 20+ years of eating Chinese food has trained my stomach to withstand any bacteria invasion.

Originally posted by: MichaelD
It's......ALIVE!!!!

A----LIVE!!!!!!!

:Q


Really, or are you lying thru your teeth? Did you spend all day sitting on the toilet or what?

if it taste bitter, it is poisonous... you will start to panic really bad and have panic disorder due to hallucination.