My cat tried to kill me this morning

[Kev]

Cats are the greatest. You clearly slighted it in some way and thus deserved to die.

lol

 

[Brigandier]

also stupid pets, but at least they don't get shit and puke all over your floor, while scratching up your belongings and providing no affection or acknowledgement of your care for them.

Um...Yeah, cats don't usually shit on the floor, they puke as much as a dog(unless they have hairballs, which you can get products to eliminate), and a properly trained and cared for cat won't scratch.

I love both dogs and cats, what I like about cats is their individuality. This is what gives people a lot of problems. It's hard to train a cat, and can only be done when raised from a kitten.

I feel bad for you, I wish I could invite you to my ma's house, so you could meet her cat, he gives affection to anyone that stands still long enough, only scratches where he's allowed to(it's cruel to have a cat and not have a designated scratching area, their claws need to trimmed) and is pretty spunky and more unique than any dog I've met.

it helps he's friends with a friendly ass basset hound that helps keep him in his place. (The cat returns the favor, don't fret)

 

[zinfamous]

Sorry that happened to you, but you're WRONG sun!




Dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hamsters>Hedgehogs>Lizards>>Hermit Crabs>>>boll weevils>Cats

agreed, and amended.

 

[Atreus21]

Cats > dogs my ass.

Dogs: These people clean me, pet me, feed me, love me...they must be gods!
Cats: These people clean me, pet me, feed me, love me...I must be a god!

 

[Brigandier]

agreed, and amended.

The thing is, if that list was switched dog for cat, the dog would be sad at the ranking. The cat wouldn't care either way what you think about it, it 's okay with what it is.

 

[Wyndru]

Find kitty and pet thoroughly to let it know I'm not mad

Haha, I have to immediately do this with one of my cats when I trip over him, otherwise he is scared of me for days.

 

[Beev]

Pics of cat?

Cats rule.

The attempted murder

 

[Rifter]

cute cat. I have 2 cats and they can be evil sometimes but i love there personality.

 

[pcgeek11]

Did you bruise your coccyx?

He is a cat owner, he doesn't have a coccyx.

He has a viginyx.

 

[Ronstang]

Real men don't own cats. You have your pussies mixed up.

 

[DangerAardvark]

My cat tried to commit suicide by throwing himself underneath my feet as I briskly walked past him. Fortunately my cat-like reflexes allowed me to keep most of my weight off that foot and only slightly squish him. Then I called him a fucking asshole, which was likely most painful part of the ordeal.

 

[evident]

The attempted murder

ur cat looks like my kitten somewhat

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

More cat pictures please.