My cat keeps peeing on me...

[Kalmah]

A little over a week ago, I was setting at my computer desk as he jumped up on the back of my seat, turned his ass around and then pissed down my shoulder.

5 minutes ago, I am filling out an application, and he pisses on my foot.

Seriously... wtf?

 

[thecoolnessrune]

It is this sad moment in my life when I realise that I know several people of whom would be turned on by this thread.

Die-hard furries are bad mmkay.

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha

 

[fulltilt39]

maybe you should split it. that would teach 'im

 

[Wheezer]

He found out you're cheating on him with the dog.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Urinary tract infection?

 

[geno]

The problem isn't that he's peeing, it's that you like it.

 

[Krazy4Real]

How old is the cat?

 

[RedRooster]

Has he been neutered? Could be a bladder infection/crystals, very bad, after the uncontrollable stage he'll just not be able to go at all and die.
Or, he's just being as ass.

 

[torpid]

Take him to the vet. Cats don't generally go outside of the litterbox unless there is something wrong with them. Often times it is physical. When my calico had urinary issues she would try to go on the places she associated with comfort such as her favorite blanket and such.

If it's a stone or crystal it can be life threatening to male cats because they have more narrow urethrae.

 

[Kalmah]

Take him to the vet. Cats don't generally go outside of the litterbox unless there is something wrong with them. Often times it is physical. When my calico had urinary issues she would try to go on the places she associated with comfort such as her favorite blanket and such.

If it's a stone or crystal it can be life threatening to male cats because they have more narrow urethrae.

Good to know. I'll have to set something up.

 

[RedRooster]

They'll just change his food for a couple months, no biggie. Just make sure to catch it early-ish, like this.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Urinary tract infection?

^^

 

[Fritzo]

You know what's worse than a cat peeing on you? A hobo.

 

[Fritzo]

You know what's worse than a cat peeing on you? A hobo.

 

[surfsatwerk]

You know what's worse than a cat peeing on you? A hobo.

You let hobos piss on you?

 

[torpid]

You let hobos piss on you?

Or does he simply think a hobo in general (regardless of whether they are urinating) is worse than a cat peeing on him?

 

[oogabooga]

You know what's worse than a cat peeing on you? A hobo.

There was that one poster whose ex-girlfriend was peeing on all his stuff. That'd be pretty bad too.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Or does he simply thing a hobo in general (regardless of whether they are urinating) is worse than a cat peeing on him?

It appeared to me that he was speaking with the benefit of hindsight.

 

[Kalmah]

There was that one poster whose ex-girlfriend was peeing on all his stuff. That'd be pretty bad too.

That was my ex girlfriend and I was that poster. lol

No, I do not have a urine fetish. This is just getting out of hand.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

But you do apparently have something about you that just screams "I love piss!"

 

[lokiju]

Neuter him, if he isn't already.

 

[Jeff7]

It is this sad moment in my life when I realise that I know several people of whom would be turned on by this thread.

Die-hard furries are bad mmkay.

Golden meowers?

 

[Leros]

Its marinating you. Prepare to be eaten.

 

[Mike]

Bitch needs to go