My cat just caught on fire!!!

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Alex

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Oct 26, 1999
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<< it smells like ass in here >>

Actually it smells like pussy.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!! LOL!! :D :D

nice one!!
 

Viper GTS

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Oct 13, 1999
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<< I can't believe no one has said this yet.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

Set it on fire. WOOOF... ;)

Hope your kitty's OK!
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That's great, but do you know how to make your dog sound like a cat?

Deep freeze it & run it through a table saw...

Meeooowww...

:D

Viper GTS
 

pyonir

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the reason the cat didn't know is because they don't have nerve endings in their tails. not at the end anyway...she probably never knew. glad your kitty is ok though.
 

crawford

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<< it smells like ass in here >>

Actually it smells like pussy.
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hahaha!!!!
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Mday

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i suppose i should say this...

ppl with pets should watch what they do with candles and the like...

i am glad your cat is okay... but how would you feel if your house burned down?
 

geekender

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We had a cat once that was named Crisco.....long story but the short version is be careful where you dump hot grease in the bushes.
 

Cooltech2k

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I Saw a Guy Light a sleeping Cats tail on Fire... IT Was Kinda Funny Cause the cat diddnt wake up as the flame wooshed over its body evectively singing about half its hair off... it seemed to get tired of the smell & Moved next to an open window & Went back to sleep.....