My cat is a bitch.

[notfred]

She jumped up on top of the TV and just pushed the two remotes that were up there off onto the floor for no other reason than because they were there. It's not like she accidentally knocked them down either, she sat next to them, stared at them, and then pushed each one off the TV with her paw. Now, 30 seconds after she knocked them off there, she jumped down off the TV.

Stupid cat.

 

[TuxDave]

hahahahaha... kick his ass!

 

[MAME]

she probably thinks the same thing about you

 

[morkinva]

your cat is a dog?? hehe

 

[Chaotic42]

Yet you're the one that's going to be putting them back up there so that she can knock them down again. I think you've got it reversed.

 

[TheHeartless]

awww! your cat sounds cute!!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yet you're the one that's going to be putting them back up there so that she can knock them down again. I think you've got it reversed.

Heheh, he's got a point. Cats are evil. Like children.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Cats try to torment their owners.

Torment him back. Open cans that are NOT cat food in front of him. All day.

 

[bockchow]

my friends cat started being a bitch, scatchin the hell out of anything that walked by. not just a little i mean like crazy animal mauling scratch. we caught her in a blanked put her in a box, drove her down into coyote country and let her go. ya she was one hell of a bitch

 

[So]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Cats try to torment their owners.

Torment him back. Open cans that are NOT cat food in front of him. All day.

lol

Or put some catnip in a glass case.

 

[Curly01]

My cat does that all the time. He'll jump up on the refrigerator and shove everything off.

 

[Linflas]

Any long time cat person could tell you that cats are gravity's official assistants.

 

[CTho9305]

Originally posted by: Linflas
Any long time cat person could tell you that cats are gravity's official assistants.

Yup... my cat likes to push things off windowsills and so on. If he sees someone putting something back on a windowsill he'll wait to push it back off . Just watch out where you place stuff. My cat usually won't take things off tables unless they have something hanging (like a chain).

 

[Amused]

All cats love to push things off ledges. You should have trained your cat from the begining not to jump up on the TV.

My cat is not allowed on tables, desks, TVs, monitors, or countertops. He knows this and never even tries.

Every once in a while, he will knock something off the coffee table because it'e the only thing he can reach without jumping up on it.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Amused
All cats love to push things off ledges. You should have trained you cat from the begining not to jump up on the TV.

My cat is not allowed on tables, desks, TVs, monitors, or countertops. He knows this and never even tries.

Every once in a while, he will knock something off the coffee table because it'e the only thing he can reach without jumping up on it.

At least while anyone is around to observe.

 

[Shawn]

hahaha, my grandmom's cat does the same thing. she knocks anything off that she can get to.

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yet you're the one that's going to be putting them back up there so that she can knock them down again. I think you've got it reversed.

Heheh, he's got a point. Cats are evil. Like children.

OMG you're so right. Cats and children are the devil.

hehe... (from that adam sandler flick..) girls are the devil!

 

[spanky]

stick him in the dryer.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: spanky
stick him in the dryer.

lol...

My cat likes to hide under my bed and attack my feet when I walk by.

Bill