My butt itches!

[dbzwukan]

Im at work and I have been digging up my butt all day but it still itches and now my fingers smell too. My should I do?


My trigger finger itches,oops.


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[PliotronX]

Eat more bran, get some perparation h, and see a doctor if it doesn't go away. This sounds like a hemorrhoid problem.

 

[minendo]

wipe better next time

 

[WillyF1uhm1]

Go to bathroom. Clean up?

 

[Jerboy]

<< wipe better next time >>




yea!

Look at the paper after each wipe. Repeat until you don't see anything on it.
Anyone who doesn't look at their TP after wiping doesn't really have interest in keeping themselve clean.

 

[Aves]

Get educated.

 

[bacillus]

<< and now my fingers smell too. >>


hope no one has to shake your hand!

 

[Gunrush]

HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[tecumseh]

"Im at work and I have been digging up my butt all day but it still itches and now my fingers smell too. My should I do?"

Stick a carrot up your stinkhole and twist that suka till it breaks!!

See if that works

If that doesnt work, then DIE!!!!! :Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[SeaSerpent]

I always thought the toilet brush made a good ass scratcher.....lol, just kidding......go take a shower dude

 

[conjur]

Wear sandpaper in your shorts...save you from having to scratch.

 

[ChrisADuffy]

WTF? LOL!!!!!