My buddy met Tera Patrick

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kage69

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Married porn-stars... I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but for some reason that notion still baffles me.

Not trying to bash pr0n or the institution of marriage here, I guess I'm just still kinda amazed that there are emotionally mature and stable enough guys out there that are cool with letting their hot wife get repeatedly plowed on camera by other males. Shows an admirable amount of trust too, what's to say he can't make her laugh anymore or goes broke, then she's running off with *announcer voice* BigJimSlaaaaaade?

Is the money that good? I hope she throws in all kinds of 'extras' for him, cuz he deserves it. ;)
 

Xavier434

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Originally posted by: kage69
Married porn-stars... I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but for some reason that notion still baffles me.

Not trying to bash pr0n or the institution of marriage here, I guess I'm just still kinda amazed that there are emotionally mature and stable enough guys out there that are cool with letting their hot wife get repeatedly plowed on camera by other males. Shows an admirable amount of trust too, what's to say he can't make her laugh anymore or goes broke, then she's running off with *announcer voice* BigJimSlaaaaaade?

Is the money that good? I hope she throws in all kinds of 'extras' for him, cuz he deserves it. ;)

Money is outstanding and I am willing to bet he gets a ton of sex from other very hot women with her permission too. Most likely, she is also enjoying those same women. There are worse marriages to be in. ;)
 
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Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: kage69
Married porn-stars... I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but for some reason that notion still baffles me.

Not trying to bash pr0n or the institution of marriage here, I guess I'm just still kinda amazed that there are emotionally mature and stable enough guys out there that are cool with letting their hot wife get repeatedly plowed on camera by other males. Shows an admirable amount of trust too, what's to say he can't make her laugh anymore or goes broke, then she's running off with *announcer voice* BigJimSlaaaaaade?

Is the money that good? I hope she throws in all kinds of 'extras' for him, cuz he deserves it. ;)

Money is outstanding and I am willing to bet he gets a ton of sex from other very hot women with her permission too. Most likely, she is also enjoying those same women. There are worse marriages to be in. ;)

average porn chick = coke/meth/e addict, humped 1000's of people, extensive history of sexual abuse and mental illness, hideous plastic surgery, high milage vagina and anus.

where do i sign?
 

Xavier434

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Oct 14, 2002
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Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: kage69
Married porn-stars... I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but for some reason that notion still baffles me.

Not trying to bash pr0n or the institution of marriage here, I guess I'm just still kinda amazed that there are emotionally mature and stable enough guys out there that are cool with letting their hot wife get repeatedly plowed on camera by other males. Shows an admirable amount of trust too, what's to say he can't make her laugh anymore or goes broke, then she's running off with *announcer voice* BigJimSlaaaaaade?

Is the money that good? I hope she throws in all kinds of 'extras' for him, cuz he deserves it. ;)

Money is outstanding and I am willing to bet he gets a ton of sex from other very hot women with her permission too. Most likely, she is also enjoying those same women. There are worse marriages to be in. ;)

average porn chick = coke/meth/e addict, humped 1000's of people, extensive history of sexual abuse and mental illness, hideous plastic surgery, high milage vagina and anus.

where do i sign?


*shrug* Let's face it. I can't deny that any more than you can prove it.
 

Vehemence

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Cool story :thumbsup:

She used to be killer but she just doesn't do much for me any more. Same with Jenna (who's pretty much a duck now).
 

Ricochet

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A friend and I met her at the LA Sphearmint Rhino strip club. I'm assuming this was before she was married. Anyway, the last time I posted pic here I got a vacation for it even though it was moderately censored. It might still be up on AT favorite picture hosting site.
 
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Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: kage69
Married porn-stars... I'm a pretty open-minded guy, but for some reason that notion still baffles me.

Not trying to bash pr0n or the institution of marriage here, I guess I'm just still kinda amazed that there are emotionally mature and stable enough guys out there that are cool with letting their hot wife get repeatedly plowed on camera by other males. Shows an admirable amount of trust too, what's to say he can't make her laugh anymore or goes broke, then she's running off with *announcer voice* BigJimSlaaaaaade?

Is the money that good? I hope she throws in all kinds of 'extras' for him, cuz he deserves it. ;)

Money is outstanding and I am willing to bet he gets a ton of sex from other very hot women with her permission too. Most likely, she is also enjoying those same women. There are worse marriages to be in. ;)

average porn chick = coke/meth/e addict, humped 1000's of people, extensive history of sexual abuse and mental illness, hideous plastic surgery, high milage vagina and anus.

where do i sign?


*shrug* Let's face it. I can't deny that any more than you can prove it.

i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
 

Aharami

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Originally posted by: maziwanka
Originally posted by: Aharami
was she naked?

dude! that's what you need for your bachelor party! hahahaha

that would be one HELL of a bachelor party! Im sure AK can pull some strings and get her there.
 

randomlinh

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Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
umm... no, not be default. I'm pretty sure I can find hotter women on the street. Makeup really does wonders.
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
umm... no, not be default. I'm pretty sure I can find hotter women on the street. Makeup really does wonders.

On the street?

Find a girl who looks like Tera who's walking down Main street at 4AM and willing to work for a pack of Newports and I'll believe it.

Here you're lucky if the street girl is even a girl. Not that I'd know, or anything.
 

randomlinh

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
umm... no, not be default. I'm pretty sure I can find hotter women on the street. Makeup really does wonders.

On the street?

Find a girl who looks like Tera who's walking down Main street at 4AM and willing to work for a pack of Newports and I'll believe it.

Here you're lucky if the street girl is even a girl. Not that I'd know, or anything.

err.. ok, I missed the "on the street" as a hooker reference.
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't play dumb, every guy in ATOT should know who she is by default.

Who pays attention to the fake names of porn stars? It's not like you're paying attention to the ending credits after watching one anyway... hell, most folks don't even make it to the ending credits :)
 

FDF12389

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Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
umm... no, not be default. I'm pretty sure I can find hotter women on the street. Makeup really does wonders.

On the street?

Find a girl who looks like Tera who's walking down Main street at 4AM and willing to work for a pack of Newports and I'll believe it.

Here you're lucky if the street girl is even a girl. Not that I'd know, or anything.

err.. ok, I missed the "on the street" as a hooker reference.

Me too, thought he ment average laydays.
 

Xavier434

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Originally posted by: FDF12389
Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: randomlinh
Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
i'll give ya one thing: porn chicks, by default, look better than the average street walker.
umm... no, not be default. I'm pretty sure I can find hotter women on the street. Makeup really does wonders.

On the street?

Find a girl who looks like Tera who's walking down Main street at 4AM and willing to work for a pack of Newports and I'll believe it.

Here you're lucky if the street girl is even a girl. Not that I'd know, or anything.

err.. ok, I missed the "on the street" as a hooker reference.

Me too, thought he ment average laydays.


The truth is that most of the ugly porn stars which are screwed up on drugs are usually the random armatures that do not make it very far. The ones which rise much higher in the industry such as Tera Patrick are far less likely to have a history of drugs and abuse.

Obviously if you marry a porn star like Tera Patrick you got to be ok with her having sex with lots of people, but beyond that I would say the relationship is probably very similar to that of a famous Hollywood star. You got to deal with the fame, stalkers, lots of traveling, etc. You probably do not have to deal with a lot of people looking down on you for it because those who you spend time with will most likely either be involved with the industry or have similar view points about the whole thing as you do. Personally, I wouldn't marry one because of those same Hollywood star problems. I don't want my wife to be living a life of fame or traveling all of the time. It's just not my style.
 

krunchykrome

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Oh, BTW, this is the friend that I mentioned in the "bathroom washing" thread who doesnt wash his hand after using the restroom
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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average porn chick = coke/meth/e addict, humped 1000's of people, extensive history of sexual abuse and mental illness, hideous plastic surgery, high milage vagina and anus.


Lawlz! But what if they were all highway? :laugh:

But she's not the desperate, "I'll take any job!" kinda porn star though, right? Her apparent success for some reason makes me think that her particular ...odometer reads less than 15k(?)

I digress, I too would like to see this portrait, but only if it doesn't end up getting someone in trouble.

 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't play dumb, every guy in ATOT should know who she is by default.

or no

i read the thread and thought it was that NASCAR lady till people started posting that she was a porn star

oh hah! so did i.