My buddy is whipped...

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Kadarin

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: sixone
Your buddy sounds like a scumbag. Why is he married to someone he has to hide this from? :confused:
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The wife sounds like a real winner too.

Oh, and :confused:
 
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Sqube

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There's clearly porn on the laptop. The guy's afraid of getting caught by his wife (since she clearly isn't givin him teh sexz0rz), so he wants the power supply so he can jack off in his car like the pathetic, pussy-whipped nancy boy that he is.

He would take the laptop apart and walk in with the drive, but apparently hard drives are so enormous that this schmuck (with his room-temperature IQ) can't conceive of a way to get it into the house. And if he could, he would apparently be trailing laptop screws or something else equally obvious, which would result in the harpy that he married nagging him until he claws his eyes out with rusty butter knives.


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Acanthus

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Originally posted by: Sqube
There's clearly porn on the laptop. The guy's afraid of getting caught by his wife (since she clearly isn't givin him teh sexz0rz), so he wants the power supply so he can jack off in his car like the pathetic, pussy-whipped nancy boy that he is.

He would take the laptop apart and walk in with the drive, but apparently hard drives are so enormous that this schmuck (with his room-temperature IQ) can't conceive of a way to get it into the house. And if he could, he would apparently be trailing laptop screws or something else equally obvious, which would result in the harpy that he married nagging him until he claws his eyes out with rusty butter knives.


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Fantastic post imo :laugh:
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Acanthus
Originally posted by: Sqube
There's clearly porn on the laptop. The guy's afraid of getting caught by his wife (since she clearly isn't givin him teh sexz0rz), so he wants the power supply so he can jack off in his car like the pathetic, pussy-whipped nancy boy that he is.

He would take the laptop apart and walk in with the drive, but apparently hard drives are so enormous that this schmuck (with his room-temperature IQ) can't conceive of a way to get it into the house. And if he could, he would apparently be trailing laptop screws or something else equally obvious, which would result in the harpy that he married nagging him until he claws his eyes out with rusty butter knives.


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Fantastic post imo :laugh:
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Probably accurate as well. :)
 
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Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
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Someone in work made popcorn and now the entire area reeks. I hate it when that happens.
 
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