My boss gave me a $5 gift certificate for Christmas!

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: kalster
5 > 0

be happy 😀

bah, I'm a greedy American!!!

gimmie gimmie gimmie... 😀

mm... ok... five :|:|:|:|:| for u!

 

[Pepsi90919]

my boss gave me nothing at all so STFU

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
my boss gave me nothing at all so STFU

Have you ever said anything nice on Anandtech?

 

[Mindliner]

i give this a 5.1 out of 10. the last line was a nice touch, but you forgot to mention your outrageously high wage for your job ("where i make $36 an hour").

mentioning that your parents gave you cash was good, but a bit overused. good luck next year 🙂

 

[Tom]

what is worser job..

a. mcdonalds put ketchup aka mustard on buns.

b. hook up trailers at U-Haul.

 

[Atlantean]

Thats kinda cheap but they are not required to give you a bonus so be thankful you got anything at all.

 

[sciencewhiz]

Originally posted by: tec699

I work midnight security (work 40 hours) while attending Rowan University fulltime.

In other words, you have no time to spend the money that you wanted your boss to give you.

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

My own father didnt get me sh!t. Not even a card.

So yeah, be happy he went thru the trouble. sure, $5 is almost nothing to you, but someone else could get whole fvcking crate of ramen and feed themselves for a month. Im sure you know this already though. Cheer up. Your 'rents hooked you up big time. If youre like me, you dont like your boss anyways 🙂

 

[Challenger]

Better than what my company gave out=$0.00

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
what is worser job..

a. mcdonalds put ketchup aka mustard on buns.

b. hook up trailers at U-Haul.

I agree

 

[InFecTed]

And you accepted the 5$? Priceless😀

 

[ReiAyanami]

you should of stuck it in your mouth and then start chewing on it in front of him and said "this is the tastiest $5 mcdonald's gift certificate i've ever had, to bad they wouldn't let me redeem it at mcdonalds"

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
you should of stuck it in your mouth and then start chewing on it in front of him and said "this is the tastiest $5 mcdonald's gift certificate i've ever had, to bad they wouldn't let me redeem it at mcdonalds"

Wow... I think i just burst a lung there. 😀

 

[AndrewR]

I work for the government so I don't get a bonus! But, I will agree that $5 is pretty pathetic.

Please tell me this was a mistake in typing:

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
what is worser job..

a. mcdonalds put ketchup aka mustard on buns.

b. hook up trailers at U-Haul.

 

[Howard]

He'll just deny you $5 worth of overtime.