MY BD NEXT MONTH

[TekChik]

Mine was Monday...I didn't get any either :|

...and i'm a girl! you guys are supposed to be nice to me. (can't wait for responses...)

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

How long did it take you to find that?

Or did you have it bookmarked? :evil:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

How long did it take you to find that?

Or did you have it bookmarked? :evil:

What? You didn't know Wduckdong was a famous author? sheesh.

It has to be him....check out the desription of the book by the author. The grammar is almost exactly the same.

Book Description

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

How long did it take you to find that?

Or did you have it bookmarked? :evil:

What? You didn't know Wduckdong was a famous author? sheesh.

My fault, I guess I should pay more attention next time.

It's my birthday next month, too! You gonna get me a present Fausto?

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

How long did it take you to find that?

Or did you have it bookmarked? :evil:

What? You didn't know Wduckdong was a famous author? sheesh.

It has to be him....check out the desription of the book by the author. The grammar is almost exactly the same.

Book Description

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

That can't be DuackNug, it's way too cohesive.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

How long did it take you to find that?

Or did you have it bookmarked? :evil:

What? You didn't know Wduckdong was a famous author? sheesh.

It has to be him....check out the desription of the book by the author. The grammar is almost exactly the same.

Book Description

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

That can't be DuackNug, it's way too cohesive.

He had some help from his editor.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
I'd ship this to you, but I'm guessing you're the author and therefore already have a few copies.

"At first I was hesitant of Mr. Nishigaki's technique. After 3 months of constricting my Anus, I can honestly say I am a calmer, better person. However, I've found that I reached an impasse - I've reached my 'constricting' limits. I've found that by inserting an object into my anus, and constricting 'over' the object brings back the early days of my therapy. I started with a double A batter, and moved up from there. Last week I managed to constrict on a football. Next week my goals are a minature replica of Giants stadium and an inflatable raft (partially inflated at first!!) Thanks Dr. Nishigaki!!! "

-review from amazon hahaha