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Josh

Lifer
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you know you may not get those strippers. sometimes they send those pics and you end up with something completely different. ask the company to make sure you get them. for my 18th birthday i got 2 stripper fantasy show package and I requested some BANGING ladies and got 2 different ladies, not as great looking btu still good.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Josh
you know you may not get those strippers. sometimes they send those pics and you end up with something completely different. ask the company to make sure you get them. for my 18th birthday i got 2 stripper dildo show package and I requested some BANGING ladies and got 2 different ladies, not as great looking btu still good.

Yes i've heard that before and know that's a possibility. But my best man used a very "reputable" service who are very expensive who was referred to by one of my very good friends (baller) who used them before.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Remember, the party is all about your married friends. It has nothing to do with you other that your total and utter debasement.

# of people attending that are married = 0

Then make sure you are wearing clean underwear and that you have nothing planned for the day after....

i'm not getting the clean underwear thing. can you asplain?
 

Uppsala9496

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They will rip it off you. So make sure you have clean ones on.

EDIT: For my bach party I had a 2 girl teeter totter on my head. Imagine 2 girls facing each other and crossing legs. While sitting on your shoulders. With your head in the middle.
My neck was killing me for 2 days, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the funniest sight.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
They will rip it off you. So make sure you have clean ones on.

EDIT: For my bach party I had a 2 girl teeter totter on my head. Imagine 2 girls facing each other and crossing legs. While sitting on your shoulders. With your head in the middle.
My neck was killing me for 2 days, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the funniest sight.

WTF? WHY?
 

AUMM

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Originally posted by: Anubis
i think im the only dude who has no intrest in a bachelor party

yet you're still the first person to post on a thread about bachelor parties :confused:
 

Uppsala9496

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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
They will rip it off you. So make sure you have clean ones on.

EDIT: For my bach party I had a 2 girl teeter totter on my head. Imagine 2 girls facing each other and crossing legs. While sitting on your shoulders. With your head in the middle.
My neck was killing me for 2 days, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the funniest sight.

WTF? WHY?

Because that is what they do. I have no idea why. I knew mine would get ripped off, so I didn't wear any. The look on the two strippers faces was classic.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
They will rip it off you. So make sure you have clean ones on.

EDIT: For my bach party I had a 2 girl teeter totter on my head. Imagine 2 girls facing each other and crossing legs. While sitting on your shoulders. With your head in the middle.
My neck was killing me for 2 days, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the funniest sight.

WTF? WHY?

Because that is what they do. I have no idea why. I knew mine would get ripped off, so I didn't wear any. The look on the two strippers faces was classic.

plz expound
 

Uppsala9496

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Well, they went to reach down to grab the underwear and didn't have any luck finding the waistband. So, they decided to take a look to see what the problem was. Well, all of my friends knew I went commando, and the look on the strippers faces was one of confusion and shock.
I didn't get a good view, but everyone told me it was hysterical. Guess it wasn't the expected outcome they were looking for.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Well, they went to reach down to grab the underwear and didn't have any luck finding the waistband. So, they decided to take a look to see what the problem was. Well, all of my friends knew I went commando, and the look on the strippers faces was one of confusion and shock.
I didn't get a good view, but everyone told me it was hysterical. Guess it wasn't the expected outcome they were looking for.

oh man that is brilliant. i will do same.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Just have the strippers stay away from any sharp or blunt objects. That's all you need: dead strippers. I've seen too many movies...


By the way, congrats on the whole marriage thing. Is the wedding soon?

Sharp or blunt objects? Doesn't that include all objects?

 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i hope neither of your strippers looks as if she were pregnant like at one party i attended.

do not want!

was that at Duke by any chance?
 

MaxDepth

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Don't forget the slightly creased bills on the nose. I have seen some excellent butt cheek action that lift those $$ right off.
 

MaxDepth

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i hope neither of your strippers looks as if she were pregnant like at one party i attended.

do not want!

was that at Duke by any chance?
Hey now! She didn't look pregnant...just coked up...

:p