My aunt gets offended when I don't dump white rice in my meals(srs)

[Naer]

She's Filipino and it's a staple food to our culture, but I'm trying to ease up on carbs as I don't run on a. Treadmill or anything . She thinks I'm on a sissy fad diet. Not trying to. Be too. Cool for white rice. Just want my diet to match my lifestyle

 

[BD231]

U could always go puke up the rice to keep ur diet in line with ur standards while keeping her happy also .... i wouldn't suggest it though, not under normal circumstances anyway.

 

[Crono]

 

[Perknose]

She's Filipino and it's a staple food to our culture, but I'm trying to ease up on carbs as I don't run on a. Treadmill or anything . She thinks I'm on a sissy fad diet. Not trying to. Be too. Cool for white rice. Just want my diet to match my lifestyle

The next time she tries to spoon some white grain death onto your plate, grab the utensil from her while screaming vile obscenities in her face, then jump up on the dining room table and kick several plates and bowls to the floor while whipping out your pecker and peeing in the sugar bowl.

Emphasis, bucko.

When facing determined oppostion, you need to underline your point.

 

[zerocool84]

Sorry but you will have to cut elsewhere. Rice is the most important thing Filipinos eat.

 

[IronWing]

Ask for brown rice. It will shut her up for good.

 

[disappoint]

My aunt gets offended when I don't dump white rice in my meals(srs)

Tell her you are offended by her imposing her diet on you, and offended she treats you like a child. Also tell her rice is laced with arsenic by the __________ (insert paranoid schizo conspiracy theorist favorite group to hate here, examples: Bilderbergs, Jews, 1%, Illuminati (seriously what is that?) Rothschilds, etc,) and that she is participating in her own elimination for being of inferior intellect. Tell her if she persists you're going to start to wonder if she has you drugged with pharmaceuticals on purpose to keep you docile and eating rice like she does and that you're going to go off your meds and slay them all. Mention something about bump stocks. What? Too soon?

https://www.google.com/search?q=rice+arsenic&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b

If she says there is only a small amount of arsenic or that white rice has less than brown or any argument like that tell her that's just what they want you to think.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

The next time she tries to spoon some white grain death onto your plate, grab the utensil from her while screaming vile obscenities in her face, then jump up on the dining room table and kick several plates and bowls to the floor while whipping out your pecker and peeing in the sugar bowl.

Emphasis, bucko.

When facing determined oppostion, you need to underline your point.

You can't piss on hospitality!

 

[WelshBloke]

She thinks I'm on a sissy fad diet.

She is right though.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Tell your aunt I've got something white to dump in her