- Dec 16, 2003
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So because I'm unemployed, I've been helping my grandmother get her house cleaned out so she can sell it. Today my mom woke me up at 6a and told me that my grandmother wanted me to come over and help clean her house out some more. I was pretty tired but since I'm unemployed and my grandmother pays and feeds me, I didn't really question the ridiculously early wake up. I was at my grandmother's at 7a and when I walked inside she said she didn't ask for my help but since I was there, I could help her down at the church. I spent 4 hours at her church helping out. I was given neither food or money. When I talked to my mom around lunch time, she simply said 'April Fools'. I wanted revenge. Revenge of the most absurd and childish.
Flash forward to dinner. My mom and I went out to get Chinese since my dad was out at a Boys and Girls Club award ceremony. She's one of those people who nearly burns alive if they have something spicy to eat. I, on the other hand, love spicy food and I knew how to get back at her. Since we went out to a place where they put the food in the middle of the table and you have a little side plate, I figured I'd slip one of those red peppers from the General Tso's into the chow fun she ordered. I made it look like I was looking at someone over her shoulder, then when she turned, I threw the pepper in and covered it with some chow fun. Success!
Well, it was successful until she bit into half of it. She was chewing and knew that something in the forkful she just had wasn't a regular texture. She took out a half chewed spicy devil pepper and when she saw what it was, and me laughing, she threw it at me. It hit me RIGHT in my fucking eye. Needless to say, my eye is still all swollen...April Fools Day has shit on me so bad.
Flash forward to dinner. My mom and I went out to get Chinese since my dad was out at a Boys and Girls Club award ceremony. She's one of those people who nearly burns alive if they have something spicy to eat. I, on the other hand, love spicy food and I knew how to get back at her. Since we went out to a place where they put the food in the middle of the table and you have a little side plate, I figured I'd slip one of those red peppers from the General Tso's into the chow fun she ordered. I made it look like I was looking at someone over her shoulder, then when she turned, I threw the pepper in and covered it with some chow fun. Success!
Well, it was successful until she bit into half of it. She was chewing and knew that something in the forkful she just had wasn't a regular texture. She took out a half chewed spicy devil pepper and when she saw what it was, and me laughing, she threw it at me. It hit me RIGHT in my fucking eye. Needless to say, my eye is still all swollen...April Fools Day has shit on me so bad.
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