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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: sygyzy
You pose as a gangster, you get treated as one. It's like those thugs that complain that cops pull them over. Well, what did you expect to happen?

umm since i wasnt dressed like a thug at all, im a fat white kid that had a brown fleece and jeans on... so gangster. lets talk about some more stuf u know nothing about.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH.

fat white kid = munchies
fleece = burn out
 
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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You had the leftovers of cannabis and they found a pipe fragment crossing the border, and you call them retarded for searching you? Good job there.

- M4H

umm explain to me how u can tell the difference between cig ash and weed ash? cause i would like to know. The pipe fragment i understand i wasnt mad about that, i just didnt have any clue as to where it came from.

Think you guys are misunderstanding me. I am not all that mad about this at all, i thought the whole thing was rather funny while it was happening. The only thing im pissed about is them ripping the sh!t outta my wallet (for which there is no reason) and ripping down part of my ceiling (also uncalled for) that I had fixed a week earlier.

It's easy to test ash for pot
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
About a month ago my friends and I went to Canada for my friends bday. Since we are all under 21 and we wanted to get wasted.

ok, so you were going to get wasted and then, i assume, drive home? nice.

btw, my own tale of woe - ~20 years old. went on a canadian oddessy with a friend to celebrate graduating from college. goal was to see how far north we could get. anyway, i brought along a little weed. i think we smoked it once - neither one of us were big pot heads, we just enjoyed getting high every once in a while.

anyway, after a week of car camping and no shaving, etc, we get back to the us-canadian border and hit us customs. it was a nowhere border crossing, somewhere along the minnesota border - very small time on a little two-lane road. i think i was wearing a bandana - looked like a smart-ass rebel. so they start checking the car and, whoops, find a bud in the ashtray from a dillon concert i'd been to a year before! naturally they proceed to search everything in the car and find my stash in a box of fruit loops. damn! now, the stash is pretty small (probably less than an ounce) and i think they've figured out that we're just some stupid suburbian kids, not major trafficers or anything, so they tell us we can go if we just pay a fine - something like $50. and they keep the stash. we don't have enough cash tho so they send my buddy (it's my car so the whole deal is on me) down the road to get some. as he is leaving they point out that he technically doesn't have to come back - in which case i'll go to jail. very funny ha ha. eventually my buddy comes back with the cash, we pay the fine (and actually did get a receipt), and go on our merry way.

for a while i really worried that this would go on some record somewhere and it'd kill my teaching career (i killed that on my own after two years in favor of a career that pays a living wage), but it was never a problem. to this day i wonder if that guy pocketed the $50 and the weed and had himself a good laugh that night.

later,

joe

That sux bout u and ur friend but cool that you only had to pay a small fine. And no we didnt drive back we rented a hotel for the 6 of us that went (seperate cars). Nobody drove drunk.
 
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

HAhahahaha. it's so true. Beign from the Buffalo area, if you are under age going into Canada, just say you are going there to get drunk. They let you right through.
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You had the leftovers of cannabis and they found a pipe fragment crossing the border, and you call them retarded for searching you? Good job there.

- M4H

umm explain to me how u can tell the difference between cig ash and weed ash? cause i would like to know. The pipe fragment i understand i wasnt mad about that, i just didnt have any clue as to where it came from.

Think you guys are misunderstanding me. I am not all that mad about this at all, i thought the whole thing was rather funny while it was happening. The only thing im pissed about is them ripping the sh!t outta my wallet (for which there is no reason) and ripping down part of my ceiling (also uncalled for) that I had fixed a week earlier.

It's easy to test ash for pot

Visually? You can test it with ur eyes and know its pot? I watched the guy get in the car look and then he led us inside.

EDIT: This occure din Buffalo actually, going into Niagra Falls.
 

murphy55d

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.


DETECTORS...not DOCTORS.

They weren't trying to get you to say anything, they could tell YOU were hiding something. (well they may have tried to get you to say something, but thats irrelevant) These guys have seen every trick in the book, every type of person, and they can spot these things a mile away.

Maybe your car smells like pot and you just don't know because youre used to it.
 
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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.

So you write this

Just figured I'd rant about it since i think the whole thing was a bunch of Bullsh!t, proving once again that Canada and Canadians are fvcking retarded.

And then get pissed when people flame you over it? :roll:

And no sh!t you got picked for a search. If you're dumb enough to try smuggling something, expect your plate/license/etc to be on the Search On Sight list.

- M4H
 

OffTopic1

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.
Get use to it, because of the above reason ++ homeland security.

 

Glitchny

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Sep 4, 2002
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Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.


DETECTORS...not DOCTORS.

They weren't trying to get you to say anything, they could tell YOU were hiding something. (well they may have tried to get you to say something, but thats irrelevant) These guys have seen every trick in the book, every type of person, and they can spot these things a mile away.

Maybe your car smells like pot and you just don't know because youre used to it.

I wasnt hiding anything though cause when we got to the border I honestly beleived that I didnt have anyhting in the car that I could get in trouble for, Imagine my suprise when that borken pipe materialized. And It does smell faintly now and then, I dont doubt that the smell could have been a reason
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.

So you write this

Just figured I'd rant about it since i think the whole thing was a bunch of Bullsh!t, proving once again that Canada and Canadians are fvcking retarded.

And then get pissed when people flame you over it? :roll:

And no sh!t you got picked for a search. If you're dumb enough to try smuggling something, expect your plate/license/etc to be on the Search On Sight list.

- M4H

I know thats why i removed the anti canada thing, that was me being stupid cause im not actually that mad about it. I apologize, and I know that I am on a list now I dont deny that. And i was in a different car last time so i figure it was cause my lisence was in the computer, but the US people didnt give it a second glance. oh well.
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: OffTopic
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Wow, talk about teen angst. You got screwed over for the following reason:

Customs agents are the most finely tuned bullshit detectors known to man.

You flinched, you got antsy while he was punching up your information, you said something dumb while in line that got picked up on the boom mike, or you got the Lucky Draw for "Random Search" and your uppity attitude sealed the deal.

- M4H

Oh I'm pretty sure why i got pulled over in the first place and I know they are bullshit doctors, twice during the whole experience they tried to get me to say i was high so they could get me with impaired driving.

I'm pretty sure that the reason they pulled me over is cause about 2 years ago i got caught with bout an 8th coming across form canada into the US. <- This is the reason I wasnt mad, I had done the whole thing before, I am not pissed about it, i mean at the time i was annoyed but I knew I didnt have anything, I am just sharing my story, hence the removal of the anti-canadaian stament in the OP.
Get use to it, because of the above reason ++ homeland security.
I expected I would get hasseled going into the US cause of the Homeland thing, thast why i was suprised when i went inot Canada and they gave me more trouble then the US customs.
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: OffTopic

The Homeland thing is because the US pressure Canada to tighten up our security.

Ahh gotcha. Does anybody know the legal stance of Pot in Canada, has it been made legal yet?
 

OffTopic1

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: OffTopic

The Homeland thing is because the US pressure Canada to tighten up our security.

Ahh gotcha. Does anybody know the legal stance of Pot in Canada, has it been made legal yet?
It is illegal to possess or distribute marijuana.

However, you can apply for a license to grow it for medication purpose.
You have to find a person that use the drug as medicine, or convince the doctor to prescribe the drug to you or another person that you know. You then can grow a small amount in behalf of the legal drug user (I think that you are allow to possess up to 20 plants at any given time).


University Course - How to Be Legal for Using and Growing Pot
 

JavaMomma

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: OffTopic

The Homeland thing is because the US pressure Canada to tighten up our security.

Ahh gotcha. Does anybody know the legal stance of Pot in Canada, has it been made legal yet?

Our current government is working to decriminalize it. You will get a ticket if you are caught with it.

Link
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: toekramp
um, the only retard there was you...having the remnents of pot in your ashtray...having a pipe in the trunk and showing off a freakin' leaf on your phone. you're lucky that's all they did
:thumbsup:
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
yeah u got off easy. Be glad u werent going into mexico and got caught like that...u wouldn't of seen the car, your phone, your dignity, or much else besides a nasty prison cell :p

Bah, going to Mexico is nothing. Coming back is where you get the scrutiny.
 

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: Glitchny
About a month ago my friends and I went to Canada for my friends bday. Since we are all under 21 and we wanted to get wasted. So we drive for two hours and arrive at the border. I give Customs all our Id's (mine, Jenn's(bday girl) and Steve's. They take about 5min putting all of our information into the computer and then give me a yellow ticket and tell me to pull over in a little parking area.

I park and get out of the car and it is then swarmed by customs agents. One of them gets in the front and then comes out saying that I have "The most weed ash" he has ever seen in an ashtray. (There was cigs and cloves and weed ash all together in the ashtray, but somehow he knew on site it was weed ash). We are then led inside where they questioned us. I say questioned but I should say interrogate. The lead customs guy starts yelling at me about how we are smuggling narcotics and asking where it is and then screamed "Who do you think you are dealing with?" at me cause my cell phone has a pot leaf as the background.

So after all of this badgering they still dont beleive that we dont have any actual pot on us. They found a boken mouth peice of a pipe somewhere in my car (honestly hadnt even seen that pipe in over a year) but they couldnt do anything about that.

Here is the fun part, they took all three of us into our own individual rooms where we had to strip and give them all of our clothes for "further inspection." Then i was ordered to lift my sack to prove i wasnt hiding pot under it (someone explain how i could have hidden weed under my sack?). And then I had to bend over and spread the cheeks so they could stare at my brown eye. (personally if they want to stare at my asshole, they can it didnt bother me that much, i wouldnt want to look at it). After all of this they realize none of us are holding anything so they let us go. (After they fvcking rip my wallet and a peice of my ceiling half off).

Just figured I'd rant about it since i think the whole thing was a bunch of Bullsh!t, proving once again that Canada and Canadians are fvcking retarded.


um, the only retard there was you...having the remnents of pot in your ashtray...having a pipe in the trunk and showing off a freakin' leaf on your phone. you're lucky that's all they did

Umm i can show off whatever I want, I can wear a damn shirt saying "I smoke pot" still gives them no reason to search me over you, thats profiling. Its like pulling over an arab just cause ur looking for terrorists, not right.

No, that's not profiling - that's "just cause."
Bob Marley t-shirt - that's profiling.
If someone crossing the border had on a shirt that says "I love using explosives to cause death and destruction," I hope the border patrol would check their vehicle.
 

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: Glitchny
About a month ago my friends and I went to Canada for my friends bday. Since we are all under 21 and we wanted to get wasted. So we drive for two hours and arrive at the border. I give Customs all our Id's (mine, Jenn's(bday girl) and Steve's. They take about 5min putting all of our information into the computer and then give me a yellow ticket and tell me to pull over in a little parking area.

I park and get out of the car and it is then swarmed by customs agents. One of them gets in the front and then comes out saying that I have "The most weed ash" he has ever seen in an ashtray. (There was cigs and cloves and weed ash all together in the ashtray, but somehow he knew on site it was weed ash). We are then led inside where they questioned us. I say questioned but I should say interrogate. The lead customs guy starts yelling at me about how we are smuggling narcotics and asking where it is and then screamed "Who do you think you are dealing with?" at me cause my cell phone has a pot leaf as the background.

So after all of this badgering they still dont beleive that we dont have any actual pot on us. They found a boken mouth peice of a pipe somewhere in my car (honestly hadnt even seen that pipe in over a year) but they couldnt do anything about that.

Here is the fun part, they took all three of us into our own individual rooms where we had to strip and give them all of our clothes for "further inspection." Then i was ordered to lift my sack to prove i wasnt hiding pot under it (someone explain how i could have hidden weed under my sack?). And then I had to bend over and spread the cheeks so they could stare at my brown eye. (personally if they want to stare at my asshole, they can it didnt bother me that much, i wouldnt want to look at it). After all of this they realize none of us are holding anything so they let us go. (After they fvcking rip my wallet and a peice of my ceiling half off).

Just figured I'd rant about it since i think the whole thing was a bunch of Bullsh!t, proving once again that Canada and Canadians are fvcking retarded.


um, the only retard there was you...having the remnents of pot in your ashtray...having a pipe in the trunk and showing off a freakin' leaf on your phone. you're lucky that's all they did

Umm i can show off whatever I want, I can wear a damn shirt saying "I smoke pot" still gives them no reason to search me over you, thats profiling. Its like pulling over an arab just cause ur looking for terrorists, not right.

No, that's not profiling - that's "just cause."
Bob Marley t-shirt - that's profiling.
If someone crossing the border had on a shirt that says "I love using explosives to cause death and destruction," I hope the border patrol would check their vehicle.

Wait a second - what kind of a person who uses explosives to cause death and destruction would be stupid enough to wear such a t-shirt while passing through customs. No one could be that stupid, could they? <glances at the original post and notices the similarity>
 

FishPants

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: sygyzy
You pose as a gangster, you get treated as one. It's like those thugs that complain that cops pull them over. Well, what did you expect to happen?

umm since i wasnt dressed like a thug at all, im a fat white kid that had a brown fleece and jeans on... so gangster. lets talk about some more stuf u know nothing about.

yoru not fat your big boned

Big Boned? WTF? When have you *ever* seen a fat skeleton before?

Anyhow, it's funny you took that comment away. If you meant it, stick with your words and man up. Only thing funnier is:

1. You looked like a dirtbag, and are young with a potleaf on your phone, in a car that smells like pot, with a piece of a pipe in the trunk, AND a record for trying to smuggle pot across the border, and you call us retards? That's called the system working. Surprised they even let you into the country; they could have easily sent you home, or much much worse.

2. The fact you had to lift your nuts for a customs guard. Now that's some funny stuff, and almost balances out your comments that you removed. Thanks for the laugh.

 

Snickerdo

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Haha, I normally just lurk... but this is just too tempting to pass over.

Did you cross at Niagara? See any of my friends who are CBSA officers? Dude, you so got what you deserved. Knowing the crap that my buddies have to put up with, you probably mouthed off, really were stoned off your ass and probably made some comment about being an American and how they can't do any of this to you. On both sides of the border, they don't need a warrant to search you and can hold you there for 24 hours just because they don't like the way you look. When you pull up to the checkpoint, they make a point of looking at the cars who aren't at their booth just to catch people hiding stuff under their seats. CBSA may not carry guns, but they can make your life real miserable, especially if you have a previous record in the USA. And no, they can't charge you with impared driving for being stoned, that right there is total BS on your part. Impared driving requires an actual scentific backing to prove that someone is impared, such as a BAC, whatever. There is a whole legal mess right now because cops can't charge people with impared driving, even if they get pulled over with a joint in their mouth. If he really did say that, he was bluffing and finding a reason to eject you from Canada and ban you from entering for the next year or so.

I cross into the USA all the time. The first thing I do is hand them photo ID and proof of citizenship without being asked. When the officer asks me my citizenship, I reply with "Canadian, sir." I then politely answer all questions, don't add anything extra, and make a point of maintaining eye contact. I also put the car in park, if not outright turn it off. I do my best to do the same when I'm re-entering Canada. Show our CBSA agents some respect, don't treat them like dirt, don't expect to get into this country stoned, and we'll gladly let you enter.

There, now back to lurking I go ;)
 

Snickerdo

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Hah, I'm gonna be extra sure to ask around tomorrow to see if any of my friends stopped a Buffalonian punk and decided to teach him a lesson by making him lift his sack. Hah, should be good for a laugh.
 

yobarman

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Funny thread, only cause me and my friends got hassled as well!

Here goes:

Back in mid-summer, my friends and I decide to go up to Canada from my apartment in Rochester NY. We don't go through Niagra but through one of the nearby ones. Anyways, we get to the gates... I answer the questions and we hand over our licences. We were four 20-21 year old white guys from Philadelphia, PA, which is probably a good enough reason for them to tell us to go over to the building a few hundred feet ahead. Damnit, this might get ugly.

So we park at the building and are swarmed by the boarder patrol guards who persist to ask the same damn questions. They tell us to wait inside. While this is happening they are completely ripping apart my mom's minivan in the parking lot. "Is this your car?" and "Does your mom know you have it?" were probably the most commonly asked questions. So we're waiting inside the office and this stone cold bitch of woman calls me up cause I'm the driver. (She wasn't bad looking at all, and her authority role just made her hotter... but ya gotta respeck!). She asks me what we're doing in Canada.

I tell her "We're basically going to check out Niagra falls, gamble and get drunk."
"Where are you going to stay?"
"Uhm... no where we're going to drive back tonight."
"How much money do you have on you?"
My 3 friends: not too much. Me: 100 bucks.
"And you're just going to Canada... to party?"
"Exactly."

She tells us to sit back down. Then I get called into the back room. I hand over my wallet, and the one patrolee just misses my 2 fake IDs in my wallet. Thank god for that. I take off my shoes and he checks them. All the while he's asking questions, "Do you smoke pot, Do your friends smoke pot?" What the hell did he know? We were smoking yes, but not that day and we wouldn't have left any evidence in my mom's minivan. I of course declined that any of us smoked the ganj. I guess they found nothing in the car and just wanted to get me to jump.

I go back to the waiting room (after reading the OP I'm incredibly glad that I didn't get stripped searched. Now that's just too funny). My other friends go back one by one... and come out successfully... except my friend Trey who is quite the character. The boarder patrol guys were asking him about his "emergency condom" that was on his keychain and a whole bunch of other crap he said to mess with their heads. In the end they said "When you leave Canada, make sure to take Trey with you... we don't want him here!"

The woman calls us back up to the desk and says "Guys you need to give me a better reason than partying." "No really, we're just going to party... I have a list of bars in my car." (Like a dumbass I head out to my car to get this list. This is the point where we should've said we were just sightseeing. It would've made this a whole lot easier). So finally the woman checks the list .... We tell her we might hit up St Catherines, .... might go to Toronto. The fact that any of us have never been to Canada and had no idea where we were going probably set her off. Anyways, after enough question answering and debauchery, they finally let us slip. The trip was worth it... we went to Toronto, despite the sh*tty welcome we got at baorder patrol. But hey, at least we didnt get our assholes searched.

On the way back we hit the boarder into the US at like 6 AM. I'm completely mashed and my friends are passed out. A few questions out of us from the US guard and he let us slide. I would've been in deep shet had he put us through the same ordeal as the Canadians.