Bow before your soon to be Golden Member of Neffage!
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah I'm the NEFman
If you drive a car, I'll NEF the street,
If you try to sit, I'll NEF your seat.
If you get too cold I'll NEF the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll NEF your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
And you're working for no one but me.
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah I'm the NEFman
If you drive a car, I'll NEF the street,
If you try to sit, I'll NEF your seat.
If you get too cold I'll NEF the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll NEF your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the NEFman, yeah, I'm the NEFman
And you're working for no one but me.
