Mustache May

[GodlessAstronomer]

So I'm growing out the 'stach for the month of May. I know, it's usually Movember when we do this, but I'm going to be job hunting at that stage so not a great idea. Why am I doing this? Fucked if I know, but it looks ridiculous and gets lots of comments so meh.

Anyway, here's my progress so far:

May 01

May 05

May 08

May 11

Will post updates as I continue my transformation to creepy pedophile-looking guy.

May 13

May 16

May 21

May 24

May 31

 

[Blackjack200]

Won't that tickle the sheep?

 

[zinfamous]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. 😀)

 

[moshquerade]

need to figure out hairstyle/grow more hair so it falls more on your forehead.

btw, when you try your bells palsy lingering effect seems to have vanished.

 

[TheVrolok]

I usually do Cinco de Mustache in May, but not for the whole month. For us it's No Shave November.

 

[Bryophyte]

Yeah, that really is a creepy pedo 'stache. Makes you look like one of those creepy "youth pastors".

 

[Jesusthewererabbit]

Dude, you could be an Old West villain with the right handlebars. The evil mastermind behind the railroad's land grab. Go for it, it would be awesome!



Or get a van and write free candy on the side with shoe polish.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Dude, you could be an Old West villain with the right handlebars. The evil mastermind behind the railroad's land grab. Go for it, it would be awesome!

Haha this is hilarious 😀 Perhaps I will.

 

[SlitheryDee]

In the second pic you look look that guy.

 

[DesiPower]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. 😀)

^^^

 

[Cheesetogo]

The first picture makes you look like a convict on death row.

 

[Locut0s]

Definitely makes you look older.

 

[Azraele]

May 5th looks the best on you.

 

[zerocool84]

You look 30.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

You look 30.

LOL ouch.

 

[JoPh]

lol.

 

[SlowSpyder]

 

[zinfamous]

lol. awesome character spoof.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Needs moar handlebars.

 

[yh125d]

May 16 will be 1 year unshaven/untrimmed/uneverythingbutwashedandcombed. Not much of a moustache to it though

 

[Babbles]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. 😀)

I wouldn't let him near any playground.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

 

[InflatableBuddha]

LOL...thirded. I was so thinking this. 😀

 

[daw123]

I know its too late now, but did you think about growing a goatee:

A photo of me taken 5 or so years ago.

I look more like a convict than pedo.

 

[ShawnD1]

omg it looks exactly like him!

OP should get some glasses.