Mustache May

[GodlessAstronomer]

So I'm growing out the 'stach for the month of May. I know, it's usually Movember when we do this, but I'm going to be job hunting at that stage so not a great idea. Why am I doing this? Fucked if I know, but it looks ridiculous and gets lots of comments so meh.

Anyway, here's my progress so far:

May 01

May 05

May 08

May 11

Will post updates as I continue my transformation to creepy pedophile-looking guy.

May 13

May 16

May 21

May 24

May 31

 

[Blackjack200]

Won't that tickle the sheep?

 

[zinfamous]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. )

 

[moshquerade]

need to figure out hairstyle/grow more hair so it falls more on your forehead.

btw, when you try your bells palsy lingering effect seems to have vanished.

 

[TheVrolok]

I usually do Cinco de Mustache in May, but not for the whole month. For us it's No Shave November.

 

[Bryophyte]

Yeah, that really is a creepy pedo 'stache. Makes you look like one of those creepy "youth pastors".

 

[Jesusthewererabbit]

Dude, you could be an Old West villain with the right handlebars. The evil mastermind behind the railroad's land grab. Go for it, it would be awesome!



Or get a van and write free candy on the side with shoe polish.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Dude, you could be an Old West villain with the right handlebars. The evil mastermind behind the railroad's land grab. Go for it, it would be awesome!

Haha this is hilarious Perhaps I will.

 

[SlitheryDee]

In the second pic you look look that guy.

 

[DesiPower]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. )

^^^

 

[Cheesetogo]

The first picture makes you look like a convict on death row.

 

[Locut0s]

Definitely makes you look older.

 

[Azraele]

May 5th looks the best on you.

 

[zerocool84]

You look 30.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

You look 30.

LOL ouch.

 

[JoPh]

lol.

 

[SlowSpyder]

 

[zinfamous]

lol. awesome character spoof.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Needs moar handlebars.

 

[yh125d]

May 16 will be 1 year unshaven/untrimmed/uneverythingbutwashedandcombed. Not much of a moustache to it though

 

[Babbles]

epic pedo stache.

you also look like you're ready to bomb a federal building.

:hmm:

(lol--I didn't even read your self-description of "pedo-looking guy" before posting this comment. )

I wouldn't let him near any playground.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

 

[InflatableBuddha]

LOL...thirded. I was so thinking this.

 

[daw123]

I know its too late now, but did you think about growing a goatee:

A photo of me taken 5 or so years ago.

I look more like a convict than pedo.

 

[ShawnD1]

omg it looks exactly like him!

OP should get some glasses.