must... resist... strip clubs...

andylawcc

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Mar 9, 2000
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20 bucks here, 20 bucks there, a few bucks on stage, a few bucks for drinks.

must resist.... must resist... :(
 

intogamer

Lifer
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Originally posted by: andylawcc
20 bucks here, 20 bucks there, a few bucks on stage, a few bucks for drinks.

must resist.... must resist... :(

...use the internet and jack off
 

GoodToGo

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Jul 16, 2000
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I think there is a law that prevents you from leaving vegas without going to a strip club.
 

Sunbird

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Jul 20, 2001
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Yes porn on net will be your saviour from empty wallet syndrome!

What I don't get is these TV ads i see for porn on your mobile/cellular phone, man who wants expensive porn on such a small screen when you can get it all for free on the net?
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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I couldn't imagine going to one alone. But in any case, predrink at the casino. And DO NOT ask for champagne unless you can afford it :p
 

aircooled

Lifer
Oct 10, 2000
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open yellow pages, find 'massage'. if your gonna blow your money, might as well do it right :)
 

Zanix

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Feb 11, 2003
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I love going to bars where the girls hit on *me* and then I get to be like no I like your friend alot better and then the girl is hurt a little on the inside but she doesn't show it but just smiles and goes away then I can wait for the prettier one to get done putting her crotch in some guys face so then she can do that to me. Not quite as romantic as KarenMarie's love story, but twice as, no wait, one half as hot.
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Strip Clubs are way to expensive and are usually inhabited by low lifes.

Yup, might as well just head over to the Mustang Ranch and actually get something for your money :p
 

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
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Originally posted by: Sunbird
Yes porn on net will be your saviour from empty wallet syndrome!

What I don't get is these TV ads i see for porn on your mobile/cellular phone, man who wants expensive porn on such a small screen when you can get it all for free on the net?

You can't take your computer into the bathroom with you...
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: Sunbird
Yes porn on net will be your saviour from empty wallet syndrome!

What I don't get is these TV ads i see for porn on your mobile/cellular phone, man who wants expensive porn on such a small screen when you can get it all for free on the net?

You can't take your computer into the bathroom with you...

lol, so you only do it in the bathroom? :laugh:


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