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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking. 🙁
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wow
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description 😱
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maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
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i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby 😀
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Awww, your Hubby is sweet, you make a nice couple.:sun:

Wish me luck, I have met nothing but selfish losers🙁

...but.....I know that there are nice people out there.😀



🙂

 
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking. 🙁
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No wai :laugh:

That is too feckin' funny 😀
 
Originally posted by: pnad
Something similar happened to me once.

I was in a one-on-one meeting with a manager (not mine).
Not a very attractive woman - maybe 4.5/10.
Body of a typical upper 40's career lady.

This day she was wearing a somewhat man-ish button shirt. As she twisted to the side to look something up she presented me with a nice cleavage profile. A gap opened in between the buttons and I caught a nice view. Lacey white bra against surprisingly nice smooth skin. My eyes locked on target for maximum stare. She stopped talking and broke my trance. BUSTED. She didn't say anything but immediately crossed her arms and hunched over a bit like to cover herself. Shoot, dbl busted. Now I was worried. She is a tad uptight and totally the type to call HR on my dirty boob staring ass. Then, something odd happened. She started to change her posture. She sat up straight up, uncrossed her arms and even pulled her shoulders back a bit. WTF? Total relief came when she actually did the same twist and gave me the view again! Of course I stared down at my notepad just in case this was a clever trap. It was like at first she was embarrassed/insulted but then she thought, "whoa, this young guy is checking me out!"
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lol
 
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking. 🙁
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"Hey lady, since when was there an age cap on drinking in the view?"


"You know, we could have a lot of fun with that nightstick. Or mine.
*whack*
OW! OW! OW!
*whack*
STOP! OW! OW!"
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking. 🙁
Click to expand...

"Hey lady, since when was there an age cap on drinking in the view?"


"You know, we could have a lot of fun with that nightstick. Or mine.
*whack*
OW! OW! OW!
*whack*
STOP! OW! OW!"
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I saw her the next day working the football game. I was gonna ask her to handcuff me or something else witty, but I got too scared.
 
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking. 🙁
Click to expand...

"Hey lady, since when was there an age cap on drinking in the view?"


"You know, we could have a lot of fun with that nightstick. Or mine.
*whack*
OW! OW! OW!
*whack*
STOP! OW! OW!"
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I saw her the next day working the football game. I was gonna ask her to handcuff me or something else witty, but I got too scared.
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You pussy!
 
Originally posted by: pnad
Something similar happened to me once.

I was in a one-on-one meeting with a manager (not mine).
Not a very attractive woman - maybe 4.5/10.
Body of a typical upper 40's career lady.

This day she was wearing a somewhat man-ish button shirt. As she twisted to the side to look something up she presented me with a nice cleavage profile. A gap opened in between the buttons and I caught a nice view. Lacey white bra against surprisingly nice smooth skin. My eyes locked on target for maximum stare. She stopped talking and broke my trance. BUSTED. She didn't say anything but immediately crossed her arms and hunched over a bit like to cover herself. Shoot, dbl busted. Now I was worried. She is a tad uptight and totally the type to call HR on my dirty boob staring ass. Then, something odd happened. She started to change her posture. She sat up straight up, uncrossed her arms and even pulled her shoulders back a bit. WTF? Total relief came when she actually did the same twist and gave me the view again! Of course I stared down at my notepad just in case this was a clever trap. It was like at first she was embarrassed/insulted but then she thought, "whoa, this young guy is checking me out!"
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Thanks for letting me share my story, Penthouse!
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description 😱
Click to expand...

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
Click to expand...

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby 😀
Click to expand...
You like Wicked Weasel too?!?!? :Q

I didnt think that many people even knew about it.
Tried getting some for my girl but I had issues with the order process.
By the time I figured it out we werent a couple anymore.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I didnt think that many people even knew about it.
Tried getting some for my girl but I had issues with the order process.
By the time I figured it out we werent a couple anymore.
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Probably for the best. That stuff is quite expensive per square foot of fabric.

 
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I didnt think that many people even knew about it.
Tried getting some for my girl but I had issues with the order process.
By the time I figured it out we werent a couple anymore.
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Probably for the best. That stuff is quite expensive per square foot of fabric.
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no kidding... over $60 per suit and both packages (top and bottom) easily fit into the palm of my hand, side by side :Q
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description 😱
Click to expand...

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
Click to expand...

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby 😀
Click to expand...
You like Wicked Weasel too?!?!? :Q

I didnt think that many people even knew about it.
Tried getting some for my girl but I had issues with the order process.
By the time I figured it out we werent a couple anymore.
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i think everyone knows about it.

i first heard about it through the telephone company guy here at work.
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I didnt think that many people even knew about it.
Tried getting some for my girl but I had issues with the order process.
By the time I figured it out we werent a couple anymore.
Click to expand...

Probably for the best. That stuff is quite expensive per square foot of fabric.
Click to expand...

no kidding... over $60 per suit and both packages (top and bottom) easily fit into the palm of my hand, side by side :Q
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I think they charge by the square inch. And there ain't that many squares. 😛
 
Man I know EXACTLY what you guys are talking about. Our new HR manager is a S-M-O-K-I-N' hottie. Blonde, about 35-ish, always, friggin DELIBERATLY dressing hot. I mean its just plain obvious. The other day there was a benefits meeting and she was wearing TIGHT black pants and of course a "form fitting" red sweater to match. And of course black leather high heel boots. OMG....

I've learned to play the "game" well over the years though. Anytime her head would even start to swing in my direction, I would look away. But otherwise, I was gettin' my gawk on!
 
Trick is not to linger, get a little taste of boobage then look away for a few seconds.

if you master this technique you get get an eyeful ad not get sacked :laugh:
 
reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer finds himself on a gameshow with Carmen Electra as a hostess.

She asks him a question and his eyes are focused like lasers on her boobs.

Carmen - Homer, my eyes are up here.

Homer - I've made my choice.
 
Originally posted by: j00fek
you need to get laid
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I did! And it still doesn't help.

Today was casual day. She had on a buttoned shirt that I'll swear she wasn't wearing a bra. That side shot of flesh appearing between the buttons...
😱

Damn, I need to go home and take a cold shower. Or go direclty to the bars. The weather is awesome here. (78 and sun is setting)
 
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