• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Must...not...fap!

Poulsonator

Golden Member
Every day, when I leave or enter my apartment, I see this on my security keypad:

fap.jpg


I've lived here for a while now and it always makes me at least smile. Needless to say, I do what the keypad tells me. A lot.
 
You should vigorously press all three buttons at the same time until it's raining dead kittens

Or the police get there.

OP Furiously FAPs away at the keypad.

Officer: What seems to be the problem here. We got a 406 that there was a break and entry here.

OP(*with pants down fingers still on key pad*): Uhhnn.... nothing officer. Seriously this isn't what it looks like. Or maybe it is. What.... does.... this look like anyway?
 
My day is better now that some dude took a picture of some keypad by his apartment, drew a picture on it, and uploaded it to the internet.

Thanks.
 
haha i found something like this and i took a picture with the intentions of posting it here but forgot about it
 
faptosetalarm.jpg


Oh no, guess they're in my friends place too.... ()🙂

Too answer somebody's question earlier, yes FAP stands for FIRE AMBULANCE POLICE.
 
My day is better now that some dude took a picture of some keypad by his apartment, drew a picture on it, and uploaded it to the internet.

Thanks.

It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.

This isn't your keypad. This has been all over the internet for the past week.

lol owned.

Add this to ownage of the year thread.

Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

eatme.jpg
 
It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.







Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

eatme.jpg

Win.
 
It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.







Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

eatme.jpg

wowned

(that says wow and owned at the same time, just made it up, yep)

edit: as a side note, i think it is pronounced "whoa-nd"
 
Back
Top