Must...not...fap!

[Poulsonator]

Every day, when I leave or enter my apartment, I see this on my security keypad:

I've lived here for a while now and it always makes me at least smile. Needless to say, I do what the keypad tells me. A lot.

 

[Scouzer]

You should vigorously press all three buttons at the same time until it's raining dead kittens

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Awesome pic!

 

[Locut0s]

You should vigorously press all three buttons at the same time until it's raining dead kittens

Or the police get there.

OP Furiously FAPs away at the keypad.

Officer: What seems to be the problem here. We got a 406 that there was a break and entry here.

OP(*with pants down fingers still on key pad*): Uhhnn.... nothing officer. Seriously this isn't what it looks like. Or maybe it is. What.... does.... this look like anyway?

 

[rockyct]

Do the buttons stand for fire, ambulance, and police?

 

[Newbian]

I bet if you push all 3 at once you will ruin your pants...try it.

 

[ballmode]

Ready Armed FAP!

 

[chalmers]

My day is better now that some dude took a picture of some keypad by his apartment, drew a picture on it, and uploaded it to the internet.

Thanks.

 

[Leros]

This isn't your keypad. This has been all over the internet for the past week.

 

[Sea Moose]

but you must fap!

 

[IronWing]

This isn't your keypad. This has been all over the internet for the past week.

A fap poseur? Standards for fame have really declined.

 

[purbeast0]

This isn't your keypad. This has been all over the internet for the past week.

lol owned.

 

[BassBomb]

haha i found something like this and i took a picture with the intentions of posting it here but forgot about it

 

[chalmers]

Add this to ownage of the year thread.

 

[Spooner]

still mildly humorous even if it isn't his

 

[dennilfloss]

you should vigorously press all three buttons at the same time until it's raining dead kittens

Lol!!! 😀

 

[Miramonti]

Now that's what I call user friendly.

 

[SKORPI0]

Oh no, guess they're in my friends place too.... ()🙂

Too answer somebody's question earlier, yes FAP stands for FIRE AMBULANCE POLICE.

 

[Poulsonator]

My day is better now that some dude took a picture of some keypad by his apartment, drew a picture on it, and uploaded it to the internet.

Thanks.

It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.

This isn't your keypad. This has been all over the internet for the past week.

lol owned.

Add this to ownage of the year thread.

Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

 

[amdhunter]

It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.







Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

Win.

 

[James Bond]

It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.







Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.

wowned

(that says wow and owned at the same time, just made it up, yep)

edit: as a side note, i think it is pronounced "whoa-nd"

 

[simms]

hahahaha, reverse ownage. love it!

 

[El Guaraguao]

leros
purbeasto
chalmers

yall just got POWNEDulsOWNEDnatOWNEDred

:|

 

[lifeobry]

evidowned. (combination of evidence-owned)(I just made this up too)

 

[grohl]

well done, OP, well done.