Muslims find sex toy with divine powers

[madoka]

Allahu Akbar!

Sounds fake but the BBC is reporting it.

http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article75585532.html

Surely, this was an angel fallen from heaven.

An Indonesian fisherman found a life-size inflatable woman while walking on a beach at Banggai regency in March, the BBC reports.

The 21-year-old man took her home, where his family in the small village took care of her like she was a real woman. His mother dressed her in a different blouse and hijab every day and propped her on a chair, where the doll slumped as she lost air.

People who took pictures of her posted them on social media, declaring her a “bidadari,” a type of angel or spirit. The story became more embellished as news of the “beautiful angel” spread.

But local police who saw the photos and investigated saw something else.

This was no heavenly creature.

“It was a sex toy,” the area’s police chief, Heru Pramukarno, told local media.

Police were concerned that rumors and unverified stories were spreading that the woman had been found “stranded and crying,” the BBC reported.

Villagers found the doll just days after a rare solar eclipse in March. The solar eclipse was viewed as a spiritual experience. Many people in the predominately Muslim country said special prayers in mosques.

The timing led some people to believe that the doll had divine powers.

“They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is,” Pramukarno told one news agency.

Police confiscated the doll.

No word on bail.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If we gave every guy over there an inflatable sex doll it might eliminate many of the problems.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Police confiscated the doll.

Betcha one of them is going to steal the virginity of this sacred, untouched sex doll, and it's going to trigger the apocalypse.

 

[dr150]

If we gave every guy over there an inflatable sex doll it might eliminate many of the problems.

If you find a way to get YouPorn into every Arab household you will save the world.

 

[BoomerD]

If we gave every guy over there an inflatable sex sheep it might eliminate many of the problems.

ftfy

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's hilarious, but also sad to see that they'll treat an inflatable doll better than a real woman.

 

[SSSnail]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

I thought liberals said poors can't be stupid and are backwards only because of imperialist oppression?

 

[postmortemIA]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

Kinda it is not their fault, like it was not fault of where native Americans were in history when Europeans conquered them...
We all have to live with the cards that have been dealt.

 

[DesiPower]

Well, she was somebody's angle... he replaced his hand, his one flesh and blood with this "doll", respect it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

Yeah, Indonesians don't get brainwashed with degenerate Western sex education classes.

 

[John Connor]

If we gave every guy over there an inflatable sex doll it might eliminate many of the problems.

There are tribes in South America that have never seen another human besides their own. They exist in this the 21st century! They say if we intervene or make our prescience known it would fuck their way of life up. Thus, lets not screw these people's lives up with the harsh reality of a sex toy invented by a German to prevent the spread of STDs. 😉

 

[John Connor]

Oh yeah. :twisted:

 

[Blue_Max]

Squadrons of B-52's, open the bomb bay doors, drop millions of pretty fair-skinned pre-inflated "angels"... either a great calm will follow, or the world will burn in chaos and fire. 😀 (Either way, it'll be interesting!)

 

[sdifox]

If you find a way to get YouPorn into every Arab household you will save the world.

Newsflash, Arabs watch porn just like everyone else. They just pretend they don't.

 

[Blue_Max]

Newsflash, Arabs watch porn just like everyone else. They just pretend they don't.

Heh... each nation has its top searches for genres of pr0n. Middle eastern countries included. The results are.... interesting. 😱

 

[Strk]

Newsflash, Arabs watch porn just like everyone else. They just pretend they don't.

That's pretty much universal. And I'd say the more repressed they are, the more fucked up the porn probably is. Ok with sexuality? A woman masturbating is good. Completely repressed? You're probably looking at cuckolding, gangbangs that ends with a horse is probably your hors d'oeuvre.

 

[thesmokingman]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

Great insight capt obvious.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Newsflash, Arabs watch porn just like everyone else. They just pretend they don't.

So that's one thing that unites Muslims, Christians and Jews.

 

[sdifox]

So that's one thing that unites Muslims, Christians and Jews.

All repressed folks really.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

Because obviously porn is a benchmark of higher education, enlightened perspective and, modern technology.

 

[SSSnail]

Because obviously porn is a benchmark of higher education, enlightened perspective and, modern technology.

In your liberal rage, you're blinded to the fact that this is a plastic blow up doll we're talking about. Shouldn't take much mental acuity to realize that it's a piece of plastic. But, thanks for playing though.

 

[Hugo Drax]

The gods must be crazy sex doll edition.

 

[Blackjack200]

The gods must be crazy sex doll edition.

OMG, I was gonna post that! 😀

This is what they got instead of a coke bottle.

 

[SagaLore]

Kinda goes to show the level of education, mentality and advancement we're dealing with.

Consider who designed that doll, and the typical person that buys that doll, and what country/culture they come from. And then think about what you described. :sneaky: