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Muslim Paradise: Virgins Explained

From what I can gather the virgins are transparent beings with creepy black eyes that are always stumbling into shit because they can't avert their gaze from their husbands?
 
ahenkel said:
From what I can gather the virgins are transparent beings with creepy black eyes that are always stumbling into shit because they can't avert their gaze from their husbands?
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I don't think they could bump into things because they never come out of their tents, sounds more like horror movie material than porno.
 
Theb said:
I don't think they could bump into things because they never come out of their tents, sounds more like horror movie material than porno.
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Well if anything all 72 of them are constantly bumping into each other, and yes it does sound like a horror movie.
 
I'm just confused on the part where a dead guy gets a bunch of virgins. How ridiculous and wasteful is that?

Is that god's way of punishing virgins?



Virgin: "Oooh Baybee Love me Now"

Dead Guy: < silently lays still >

Virgin: "Oh C'mon sweetheart... You know you want to...." <exposes lovely young breasts>

Dead Guy: <silently lays still>

Fly: <lands on dead guy, crawls up his nose, and begins laying maggots>

Virgin: .....
 
Wait a second, most them spend their entire lives hating the "white devils" only to die and have them be the reward.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....tay
 
lmfao, I'm trying to suppress all of my laughter within my quiet cube environment (so many images in my head). This thread is solid! LOL. And I haven't even seen the video.
 
I'd like to know how they're going to get some action. Do we have weiner's in the after life? Because I don't see a need for a weiner if your not procreating.
 
So you go to heaven and get 72 virgins with pasty white skin and black, ratlike eyes? That sounds like half of our ATOTers!
 
I'm wondering how there can even be 72 virgins... The rich get to have multiple wives. The "sluts" get stoned. Who's left? The ones the suicide bombers take out?
 
gevorg said:
The virgin myth is just a fantasy. This is a reality:

http://www.google.com/search?q=ashu...&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=935
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ashura_1218372i.jpg
 
Is there any recycle program in paradise? It's pretty hard to provide 72 virgins for a man. What happens to those women after they lose their virginity? Or.. are they eternally virgin.
 
WHOOPS!!!! HOLD ON GUYS...looks like there was a typo. It's supposed to be 72 VIRGINIANS. Sorry about the confusion.

west-virginia-redneck.jpg
 
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