Muslim Paradise: Virgins Explained

[adlep]

Well,
Straight from the Islamic religious authority...
http://youtu.be/W97EbW8f2xI

Edit: Celebrating Birthday in Islam
Apparently, that is bad too:
http://youtu.be/kVvQei-yDyk

 

[Theb]

Bone marrow is... sexy?

 

[ahenkel]

From what I can gather the virgins are transparent beings with creepy black eyes that are always stumbling into shit because they can't avert their gaze from their husbands?

 

[Texashiker]

I would like to quote something from Blazing saddles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJkHykGRXrw

"where the white women at?"

Seems the guy in the video is obsessed with control and sex.

 

[Theb]

From what I can gather the virgins are transparent beings with creepy black eyes that are always stumbling into shit because they can't avert their gaze from their husbands?

I don't think they could bump into things because they never come out of their tents, sounds more like horror movie material than porno.

 

[ahenkel]

I don't think they could bump into things because they never come out of their tents, sounds more like horror movie material than porno.

Well if anything all 72 of them are constantly bumping into each other, and yes it does sound like a horror movie.

 

[ahenkel]

Also really you get to live in paradise and you choose a tent?

 

[HAL9000]

 

[adlep]

Hey, I am just pointing to the vid...

 

[Scotteq]

I'm just confused on the part where a dead guy gets a bunch of virgins. How ridiculous and wasteful is that?

Is that god's way of punishing virgins?



Virgin: "Oooh Baybee Love me Now"

Dead Guy: < silently lays still >

Virgin: "Oh C'mon sweetheart... You know you want to...." <exposes lovely young breasts>

Dead Guy: <silently lays still>

Fly: <lands on dead guy, crawls up his nose, and begins laying maggots>

Virgin: .....

 

[HAL9000]

Hey, I am just pointing to the vid...

I wasn't rolling my eyes at you, I was rolling my eyes at the "beliefs" in the video.

 

[ahenkel]

Is the interviewer salivating at about the 37-38 second mark?

 

[classy]

Wait a second, most them spend their entire lives hating the "white devils" only to die and have them be the reward.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....tay

 

[Saint Nick]

lmfao, I'm trying to suppress all of my laughter within my quiet cube environment (so many images in my head). This thread is solid! LOL. And I haven't even seen the video.

 

[Miramonti]

Good thing we don't have any religious zealots in our country blowing smoke up people's butts...

 

[ViperXX]

I'd like to know how they're going to get some action. Do we have weiner's in the after life? Because I don't see a need for a weiner if your not procreating.

 

[MarkXIX]

Yeah, morons...that is all.

Not you guys, them.

 

[AstroManLuca]

That dude sounds like he has a black-eyes-and-see-thru-skin fetish.

 

[SandEagle]

http://www.rys2sense.com/anti-neocons/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=6439

the good ole 72 virgin myth

 

[gevorg]

The virgin myth is just a fantasy. This is a reality:

http://www.google.com/search?q=ashu...&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=935

 

[mmntech]

So you go to heaven and get 72 virgins with pasty white skin and black, ratlike eyes? That sounds like half of our ATOTers!

 

[Imp]

I'm wondering how there can even be 72 virgins... The rich get to have multiple wives. The "sluts" get stoned. Who's left? The ones the suicide bombers take out?

 

[Vic Vega]

The virgin myth is just a fantasy. This is a reality:

http://www.google.com/search?q=ashu...&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=935

 

[busydude]

Is there any recycle program in paradise? It's pretty hard to provide 72 virgins for a man. What happens to those women after they lose their virginity? Or.. are they eternally virgin.

 

[Fritzo]

WHOOPS!!!! HOLD ON GUYS...looks like there was a typo. It's supposed to be 72 VIRGINIANS. Sorry about the confusion.