MTV get off the air!

woodly6

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Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Wolf down the beer
- (click!) -
Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on Quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll...

How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure there's nothing left of the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their tits and their dicks
As they lip-sync on screen

There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air

And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25

'It's the new frontier,' they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now
The lowest common denominator rules

Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out
One too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V. Get off the air!
NOW!
 

LAUST

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I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on Quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

LOL,, yep I feel so sorry for these next generations... they think they are all being "Different" but yet... Baa baa black SHEEP is all they are :disgust: and SOO clueless
 

notfred

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<< LOL,, yep I feel so sorry for these next generations... they think they are all being "Different" but yet... Baa baa black SHEEP is all they are :disgust: and SOO clueless >>



Hahaha, how ironic.

"I think MTV sucks because everyone else likes it, I'm going to be cool and different by being the rebel" - no one's EVER done that before...

Oh, and I don't think anyone feels that they're being different by watching MTV.
 

KeyserSoze

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Yeah, I hate MTV. I never watch it.......except for Jackass on sundays, so what does that really say about me as a person and my opinions :p





KeyserSoze
 

iamwiz82

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DK rules!!

Jello Biafra is a very charismatic person. I highly suggest his spoken word.
 

slag

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that was neither funny, nor did it make a point.

In fact, it was so boring, i stopped reading after the first 5-6 lines and skimmed through the rest.

NEXT!!
 

LordMaul

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<< that was neither funny, nor did it make a point.

In fact, it was so boring, i stopped reading after the first 5-6 lines and skimmed through the rest.

NEXT!!
>>




Gee, do you like MTV?


[/sarcasm]
 

MisterPants

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I'm guessing this song will be #1 on TRL in a week.

Counter-culture is pop culture.

You're unique, just like everyone else
 

swayinOtis

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<< that was neither funny, nor did it make a point.

In fact, it was so boring, i stopped reading after the first 5-6 lines and skimmed through the rest.

NEXT!!
>>



Anytime someone bashes MTV it's damn funny to me.

 

iamwiz82

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you morons/idiots/fools do realize that this album was written in 1985? On a side note, This album contained a picture painted by HR Geiger which our wonderful government arrested Jello Biafra for because it was "vulgar." Geiger is most famous for designing the aliens used is the movie Aliens.

[sarcasm ]

Thank god for the Gore family

[/sarcasm]
 

woodly6

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<< Your not actually saying you wrote that song did you? Thats the Dead Kennedys lol >>



No, I was not saying that I wrote the song I just posted the lyrics, because I thought it would start a disscussion about "pop-culture".



<< Jello Biafra is a very charismatic person. I highly suggest his spoken word. >>



Very good stuff! I was a teenage pacifist is one of my favorites.



<< you morons/idiots/fools do realize that this album was written in 1985? On a side note, This album contained a picture painted by HR Geiger which our wonderful government arrested Jello Biafra for because it was "vulgar." Geiger is most famous for designing the aliens used is the movie Aliens. >>



The Alien Tentacles studio and record manufacturing company was raided by the FBI and all materials deemed offensive were confinscated. This all happened in this country in the 20th century.

 

jjones

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MTV sux and has for the last dozen years. i long for the good ol' days of mtv when they played diverse music and the vj's weren't posing all the time. the days when they played more music than bullsh!t programming.
 

yakko

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<< you morons/idiots/fools do realize that this album was written in 1985? >>

Which is why I do not like this song. I liked MTV in 1985. I also like the Dead Kennedys.