Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy

[trmiv]

I am the only one that finds those Bud Light "Real Mean of Genius" radio ads hilarious? It is so funny the way they sing in those things. I heard this one today:

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.
(Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy)
Though man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope?and sometimes a free mini-weenie.
(I love that freebie weenie!)
What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares! If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it.
(It's all good, baby!)
For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right.
(You're a star!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, titan of the toothpick, because you put the FREE in FREEDOM.
(Let it be free!)

I'm trying to remember some of the other one's they've had. Anyone?

 

[Jzero]

I always like Mr. Chinese Delivery Guy but I don't remeber the words.

 

[DaiShan]

I like them all, they are hillarious.

 

[trmiv]

I found a page with all of the lyrics listed. They used to have the MP3's of them, but not any more. Link

 

[Cyco]

Yeah, they're funny!
There's also one about a nudist colony musician I think.
Edit: actually nudist colony activity coordinator

 

[weirdichi]

Woo! Those rock! I remember a couple, like Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller.

My friends and were making up our own:

Mr. Porno Store Private Movie Booth Cleaner
Mr. Constrution Area Sign Holder

We had so much more, but I forgot them all.

 

[trmiv]

Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you're living the real American dream: getting paid to think up fun things to do, naked.
(Runnin' free!)
Sure there's danger- vinyl chairs, sunburns, chaffage... and lawn darts? Completely out of the question.
(Watch out now!)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.
(It's your birthday!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, nudie boy, because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)



They used to be called "Real American Hero's" but after 9/11 Bud changed them to Real Mean of Genius out of respect to the real heros.

 

[Supermercado]

I downloaded several of these just the other week.

Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
Mr. Major League Infield Raker
Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker

Great stuff.