Let me tell you about a book for Asians regarding dating white chicks. This book has increased my sexual activity by 4.7% in the last month (2 Mondays ago, I accidently rubbed myself in the shower on the soap holder). Before reading this guide, my daily routine would be: work my normal 14 hour engineering workday at Ebay, drive home to my Mt. View townhouse in my BMW 330i (I have both Cal-BS and Stanford-MS stickers in the rear window), watch some anime, go to bed alone in my DKNY PJs, and ponder how I am worth $1.7M -but got no game!. But NOW, after reading this wonderful book, things have really changed! Instead of anime, I now watch porn and sleep naked between GUCCI silk sheets. (still alone -but hopefully not for long!) This weekend, instead of hanging with the boys at the shooting range (sometimes I get hard when polishing my glock), I'm going to go to blue chalk in P-town. There, I will use Adam Quan's TIP #3: Wait till closing, find the drunkest white chick in the bar (they're usually near the restrooms leaning againt a wall), and tell her it's last call and you have plenty of booze at home. Wish me luck! The last time I got laid was 5 years ago, at an Element Party in SF with this gold-digging FOB. It was hot.