mindmaniac
Senior member
My friends and I have a name for any movie that resembles this kind of crap. It's called a "Mike movie" on account of my friend Mike liking that absolute worst stuff and thinking it's the best. Blade Trinity, major Mike movie. Start using it and people will instantly know what your talking about. Most things with Vin Diesel or Van Dam and Steven Sigall are usually a Mike movie, instant classics that should go straight to VHS.