Movie quotes anyone?

Supertastic Fool

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List your good movie quotes here...

WILLYou're a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marxian historian -- Pete Garrison, probably -- you gunna' be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're gunna' be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gunna' last until next year, you're gunna' be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood. Talkin' about, you know, the pre-Revolutionary Utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.
CLARK Well, as a matter of fact I won't because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social di--
WILL Wood drastically...Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. You got that from Vickers. Work in Essex County, page 98, right? Yeah, I read that, too. You gunna' plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts that...of your own on this matter? Or do you-- is that your thing? You come into a bar, you read some obscure passage, and then pretend you, you..pawn it off as your own..as your own idea just to impress some girls..? Embarrass my friend? See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in fifty years you're gunna start doing some thinkin' on your own, and you're gunna' come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and, two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin' education you coulda' got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library.
CLARK Yeah, but I will have a degree. and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.
WILL Yeah, maybe. eh, but at least I won't be unoriginal. Pardon me, if you have a problem like that, you and me could just outside 'n we could figure it out.
CLARK No, man, there's no problem..It's cool.
WILL It's cool?
CLARKYeah.
WILL Cool.

From good will hunting... the bar scene
 

Alex

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You can take away our keys and take away our phones but you can NOT take away our dreams! That's right, because we're like sleeping when we have them!
 

oboeguy

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This can't be the first time someone has made a thread about this, but here goes anyway.

Originally posted by: Kmackalopogus
List your good movie quotes here...


From good will hunting... the bar scene

"Do you like apples? Well how 'bout them apples? I got her number!" (something like that... after that bar scene).


Hmmm, how about one from "Spaceballs" (my current "Empty Recycle Bin" sound):

"Spaceballs da flametrowah! Da kids love dis one." - Yogurt

From "The Princess Bride":

"Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? ... Morons!" - Vizini (sp?)
 

fatalbert

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During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to st@b somebody.
 

bolomite

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"How ya gonna sell weed, if all you do is smoke it??"

"... I dunno, that's my only problem."
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: Gr1mL0cK
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Badges?? We don't need no steenkin' badges!!

I never understood that commercial... can you explain?
I never saw the commercial, but that was a line in the Mel Brooks movie Blazing Saddles. Probably my all time favorite comedy.

It's kind of hard to explain, but the crooked politician is hiring a group of
rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, .. muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thiefs, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, sh|t kickers, and Methodists!
and 'deputizing' them.
As he offers the Mexican Banditos their badges that is their reply.
 

Wuffsunie

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CHUCKIE: Yes, I do remember the class. But frankly I found it rather elementary...
CLARK: I remember that class. It was just between recess, and lunch.
CHUCKIE: Are we going to have a problem... again?
CLARK: I was still just hoping you might be able to give me a little insight into the Southern Colonies! See, Wood's says...
WILL: What'd I say? What'd I tell you? You'd be back in her regurgitating Gorden Wood. But you forgot about Vickers.
CLARK: No, I've read Vickers, so I'm up on inherited wealth, Hunting. But you're no longer the angry, brilliant young mind you once were, just itching to vent your frustrations. No, you stopped hitting the books with a vengeance, and now I've read sh!t you haven't even heard about yet. Face facts, my friend. You're just no longer that good... Will Hunting. *Laugher* Now how do you like them apples?
CHUCKIE: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. What are we gonna do?
WILL: Chuckie?
CHUCKIE: Yeah?
WILL: It's hunting season. *Pulls out shotgun, feeds Clark both barrels*
CHUCKIE: Applesauce, bitch.

Heeheehee, love that parody!
 

Colt45

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Maybe you can hand yourself one of them first class tickets to the resurrection

Fuckin' punk son of a bitch!

so long Mel, have a good trip
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
"Gunny, what's your assesment of the situation?"
"It's a clusterfsk, sir."

Heh...Heartbreak Ridge. Even though it does have Mario van Dipsh!t in it, I consider it a pretty good movie.
 

Confused

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Originally said in: Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f@ggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f@ggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fvck off!


This quote is too good to hold off, so this is my 10,000th post here :D


Confused
 

Lamont Burns

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One of my favorites, and I will try to clean this up as best possible...sorry up front.

"You better shut that cvnts mouth, before I come over there and fcvk-start her head!"

From The Way of the Gun.

 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: LAMONTBURNS
One of my favorites, and I will try to clean this up as best possible...sorry up front.

"You better shut that cvnts mouth, before I come over there and fcvk-start her head!"

From The Way of the Gun.

Ah, good movie. Some of my favorite quotes from it:

"You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed."

"Isn't it interesting that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches my lights out then she's defending her rights, but if a f@ggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, then I'm a homophobe? "

Hale Chidduck: "Do you believe in karma?"
Joe Sarno: "Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice."

Joe Sarno: "So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?"
Longbaugh: "Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."