Movie Advertisements: Summarize plots in 1 line

[Kaido]

LOTR: A hobbit finds a ring, and drops it in a volcano.

 

[ChaoZ]

Ocean's Eleven: A bunch of guys rob a casino.

 

[IronWing]

Carrie: Chick bleeds, everybody pays

 

[IronWing]

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad: Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad
Snakes on a Plane: Okay, I haven't seen this one.

 

[zerocool84]

Deep Throat: Some chicks suck dicks.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Ocean's Eleven: A bunch of guys rob a casino.

:laugh:

For some reason, I've been laughing about these all day...movies sound so stupid in one line haha.

 

[nanette1985]

Titanic: Boat sinks, music finally stops.

 

[CPA]

Dude, Where's My Car: Worst Movie Ever!

 

[MikeMike]

Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Some dude visibly ages backwards, but still grows normally in size then dies.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Some dude visibly ages backwards, but still grows normally in size then dies.

I was wondering how they resolved that in the movie. Trailers looked interesting, but not enough to leave my velcro chair

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Kaido
LOTR: A hobbit finds a ring, and drops it in a volcano.

That covers 3 movies...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Terminator: Badass machine from the future kills things.

 

[MikeMike]

gone in 60 seconds: cars get stolen really fast

 

[MoPHo]

Saving Private Ryan: Soldiers save Private Ryan.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: Kaido
LOTR: A hobbit finds a ring, and drops it in a volcano.

That covers 3 movies...

Actually it will cover 5 once the two movies spawned from The Hobbit come out.

 

[DrPizza]

Titanic: North Atlantic 1 - big ship 0.

Diehard 2: More of the same, but in an airport.

Diehard 3: Same plot, this time in NYC.

Real Genius: Two geniuses discover that a giant laser is ideal for making popcorn.

 

[Lonyo]

Honey I Shrunk The Kids: Dude shrinks his kids.

 

[Kadarin]

300: Some Spartans die.
Armageddon: Bruce Willis nukes big asteroid.

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
Saving Private Ryan: Soldiers save Private Ryan.

haha

 

[Kaido]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Titanic: North Atlantic 1 - big ship 0.

lol that's a good one

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Slumdog Millionaire: Indian dude wins "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Lock Stock, Snatch, and RocknRolla: newb wannabe gangsters screw up, shit gets destroyed, people die

No Country for Old Men: Dude goes around killing people with an air gun, manages to get away

 

[CZroe]

The hosting for most of the images has gone down, but here:
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1941583

Speed = "Bomb on a bus"

 

[The Sauce]

Every romantic comedy: Guy and girl hate each other, they hook up, they break up, they hook up again.

Apocalypto: Indian running for 2 hours.

Forest Gump: Retard likes chocolate and talks about it.

 

[Crono]

Transformers: big robots fight, geeky kid hopes to get laid

 

[vi edit]

Rambo 4: 90 minutes of people getting liquified by very large caliber weapons.