Motorcycle F/S

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wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.
 

Greenman

Lifer
Oct 15, 1999
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Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

Well aren't we just the pompous a$$.
Welcome to the forums, now leave.
 

krazzypanda

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Nov 2, 2004
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Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

Engine: 999cc,4-stroke, four-cylinder, liquid-cooled, DOHC, 16-valve, TSCC

It only has 999cc...

 

jdoggg12

Platinum Member
Aug 20, 2005
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Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

Hahaha... you're not only a n00b, but a douche as well. I've been a streetbike rider for 5 years, i've had a SV650 and 2 R6s.

I don't ride anymore due to an accident, but this is the last place i'd come to sell a bike.

Now, stfu and diaf you troll...

btw....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/jdoggg1/58wheelie.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/jdoggg1/58lean4.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/jdoggg1/58lean2.jpg
and in the white
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/jdoggg1/Zrated/misc00191.jpg

Care to open your mouth again n00b?

And if you try to say its 2 different bikes in the pics - the first 3 are in streetfighter mode for stunting (sans plastics), the last one is with white, un-painted race plastics for the track

 

feralkid

Lifer
Jan 28, 2002
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Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

Sorry to think you are a maroon.
:laugh:
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: feralkid
Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

Sorry to think you are a maroon.
:laugh:

hahahah Yeah i think hes blue not maroon. maybe pink or green.
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: rancid kootchie
wow. a Suzuki GSXR 1000.....
Its kinda funny that you say that you arent the one selling it but there sure are alot of "I" sentences in the ad.
You must be 18-20 years old and wanted to be just like every other newbie MC rider. You probably walked into the dealership and was told "This is the bike for you! Every pimply faced kid on the block has one! All we need is your signature. No down payment needed! What a deal!"

Just couldnt resist huh?

After your "wife" (probably your mother) informed you that between the cost of the bike per month and the outrageous cost of insurance, (since everything 1000 cc's and over is considered a super bike) you just couldnt afford it.

Good luck selling it. You cant swing a dead cat without hitting one of these cliche' bikes going down the road.. Plus you can buy a new one for less than that now.

Sorry to be so hard but next time try to be a little more original.

I predict a short stay for you. I think the Mods have a case of Vagisil with your name on it.
 

jdoggg12

Platinum Member
Aug 20, 2005
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
I predict a short stay for you. I think the Mods have a case of Vagisil with your name on it.

"Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough"