Last night while lying in bed with my girlfriend I felt something weird brushing against my face. I opened my eyes expecting it to be my girlfriends hair or the corner of a pillow or something equally normal, and just saw a tiny blur. I immediately fell off the bed in a fashion so un-coordinated that any witnesses could only think it was intentional. I flipped on a light, and just a few moments later, my girlfriend was throwing a pillow at me and telling me to turn it off, and a moth was fluttering around the light. I caught the moth, dumped it outside, and went back to sleep, wary of any slight brushings.
I forgot about it completely in the morning, figuring it was a random incident.
About 10 minutes ago, while sitting in my chair at my desk doing work/browsing ATOT I feel something hit my back. Then see something fluttering around my monitor. Then I got hit in the face again by another one. This time there were 3 moths, working as a team to kill me, or at least pepper me with that dust crap from their wings. I caught them all in a plastic water bottle, and am enjoying watching their futile attempts to escape by bashing themselves against the plastic, but I know more will return.
How the hell do I stop these fvckers?
Burning the apartment down is presently not an option.
I forgot about it completely in the morning, figuring it was a random incident.
About 10 minutes ago, while sitting in my chair at my desk doing work/browsing ATOT I feel something hit my back. Then see something fluttering around my monitor. Then I got hit in the face again by another one. This time there were 3 moths, working as a team to kill me, or at least pepper me with that dust crap from their wings. I caught them all in a plastic water bottle, and am enjoying watching their futile attempts to escape by bashing themselves against the plastic, but I know more will return.
How the hell do I stop these fvckers?
Burning the apartment down is presently not an option.
