Mother's Day

[chubbyfatazn]

So what are you guys getting for your moms on Mother's Day if anything? What's cheap?

 

[BoomerD]

I MIGHT dust her box...


No you bunch of perverts...the box of her ashes.

 

[lokiju]

Showed my Mom the Kindle Fire deal 2 days ago that was $139 for the refurb. She bought it so I ordered her some accessories for it like a case, cables and stylus.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Buying her some furniture this year.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'll send her some flowers. She lives 2500 miles away so that and a phone call should do it.

My wife's Mom is coming to our house and I'm smoking some pork ribs.

 

[BoomerD]

I'll send her some flowers. She lives 2500 miles away so that and a phone call should do it.

My wife's Mom is coming to our house and I'm smoking some pork ribs.

How do ya keep them lit? :biggrin:

 

[Dallascisco]

Gift basket of chocolate and getting together with family.

 

[FoBoT]

phone call and post on her FB and a snail mail card

 

[calvinbiss]

Telling her the wife is pregnant.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Wait, its mothers day? Holy shit

 

[Barfo]

A cell phone and tickets for the theatre

 

[Nahtzee]

I recently escaped my alcoholic's mother's grasp and made my way on to University. She verbally abused me every night, and physically abused me until I got to an age where I could fight back.

After constantly being begged by my aunt, I visited my mother's placed yesterday for an "early mother's day" surpise since she's going to be out of town for the next few weeks.

I opened the door early in the morning (around 6 a.m), found her sleeping in her room. So as a suprise, I went into the fridge and drank as much as I could. By 6:45 a.m I was blitzed. She then woke up to me standing over her bed, a bottle of half-empty sauvignon blanc in one hand and flipping her the bird in the other. I told her "happy mother's day, you asshole" and saw myself to the door.

True story; my aunt is now refusing to speak to me.

 

[xSauronx]

I recently escaped my alcoholic's mother's grasp and made my way on to University. She verbally abused me every night, and physically abused me until I got to an age where I could fight back.

After constantly being begged by my aunt, I visited my mother's placed yesterday for an "early mother's day" surpise since she's going to be out of town for the next few weeks.

I opened the door early in the morning (around 6 a.m), found her sleeping in her room. So as a suprise, I went into the fridge and drank as much as I could. By 6:45 a.m I was blitzed. She then woke up to me standing over her bed, a bottle of half-empty sauvignon blanc in one hand and flipping her the bird in the other. I told her "happy mother's day, you asshole" and saw myself to the door.

True story; my aunt is now refusing to speak to me.

well i guess that pretty much does it
/not sure if serious

 

[Lifted]

I recently escaped my alcoholic's mother's grasp and made my way on to University. She verbally abused me every night, and physically abused me until I got to an age where I could fight back.

After constantly being begged by my aunt, I visited my mother's placed yesterday for an "early mother's day" surpise since she's going to be out of town for the next few weeks.

I opened the door early in the morning (around 6 a.m), found her sleeping in her room. So as a suprise, I went into the fridge and drank as much as I could. By 6:45 a.m I was blitzed. She then woke up to me standing over her bed, a bottle of half-empty sauvignon blanc in one hand and flipping her the bird in the other. I told her "happy mother's day, you asshole" and saw myself to the door.

True story; my aunt is now refusing to speak to me.

Did you steal steal this from an episode of Trailer Park Boys?

 

[Nahtzee]

Did you steal steal this from an episode of Trailer Park Boys?

Haha no, I've never heard of the show. Might have to check it out now

 

[clamum]

She wants a new deep fryer so I'll probably get her one of those. If she hadn't mentioned that to me recently I probably would've just gotten her a card and/or gave her a call.