Most useless superhero/supervillian ever?

[silverpig]

Batman was the best, but he wasn't a superhero cause he was just some smart guy with lots of money and stuff. No powers. Spiderman was good too.

Anyone remember that movie Meteor Man? Came out in the early '90s I think. Check it out

 

[Spydermag68]

The Greatest American Hero -- He dropped the manual to the suit.

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Anyone remember that movie Meteor Man? Came out in the early '90s I think. Check it out

that movie was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad :laugh:

 

[Kev]

Another one is the Phantom (I think)- some tool in purple tights. Yech

 

[BrokenVisage]

Gizmoduck! Just yell out the secret code and any one of us can be a superhero.. "BLATTERING BLATTERSKITE!"

 

[jimbob200521]

anybody ever heard of orgazmo?

 

[BrianH1]

Space Ghost from coast to coast.

 

[HN]

i really hate the In-betweener's profile. really, make up your goddamn mind

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
anybody ever heard of orgazmo?

Yeah, one Matt Stone and Trey Parker's early movies. It was shot 1 street over from my house. (Same street the house for the Munster's TV remake a few years ago was)

 

[RandomFool]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: purbeast0
how can you say batman is the most useless when robin is his partner? Robin is WAY worse than he is.

i have to say daredevil, just because I saw the movie and aflek sucked balls as him.

EDIT: or i would also have to say the Foot Clan from ninja turtles. they were just a bunch of young punks who thought they were tough, but 4 turtles could whoop them every time.

I thought the foot were just cheap robots?

nah those were the mousers that baxter stockman made for Shredder and Krang

the foot are the guys in black outfits that are fake ninjas, and there are tons and tons of em.

In the cartoon they were robots and in the movies kids.

 

[yllus]

Wonder Man (as opposed to the long-running Wonder Woman) died in his 2nd comic.

 

[RandomFool]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Gizmoduck! Just yell out the secret code and any one of us can be a superhero.. "BLATTERING BLATTERSKITE!"

Gizmoduck is my hero!

 

[edro]

"Aquaman's a hero! He talks to the fishes!" -Chris Rock

 

[Mermaidman]

Barnacle Boy

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Hawkeye. He died because he had exploding arrows in his quiver, and they blew up when it caught fire. He wasn't smart enough to take it off.

At least I think that was how he bit it. Too bad they didn't leave him dead.

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Nohr
Aquaman.

And he's useless here too!

heh, i didn't know there was a superhero/villian(?) named aquaman till i read this thread

i thought he just chose that name because he likes crabs.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: jalaram

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Nohr
Aquaman.

And he's useless here too!

Uh oh!! You've done it now. He's going to come after you with his amazing neffing powers.

I'm not afraid!