Most useless superhero/supervillian ever?

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mdchesne

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Originally posted by: rh71
Aquaman fo' sho! I mean, wtf kind of monster is he fighting down there ?
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godzilla once he returns to the ocean? or Spongebob... if aquaman kills spongebob, i'll vote him best superhero ever
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: yourdeardaniel
Originally posted by: PingSpike
No way, batman can't be the worst...because he's fvcking awesome. And you can't say his super power is useless because he doesn't have a super power.
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awesome in what way? he shouldn't be a superhero then. when you think superhero you think super powers. batman sucks, all he has is his fancy gadgets and $$
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Batman may in fact just be a regular hero. I'll give you that. But batman does not 'suck'. Batman rocks. Superman is a fvcking pussy ass compared to batman. Batman regularly beats down villians that do have super powers even though he doesn't. Superman doesn't have to worry about getting his ribs broken or his head bashed in...because he's fvcking bullet proof, can fly, has laser eyeballs and ice breath. Its not hard to act tough when you're invicible and the only power you don't have is the ability to shoot fire out your ass. Batman has no powers, he's a regular dude out there kicking ass and risking his life. Batman is a true badass. He doesn't even use guns, he punches SUPERvillians into submission.
 
PingSpike

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
how can you say batman is the most useless when robin is his partner? Robin is WAY worse than he is.

i have to say daredevil, just because I saw the movie and aflek sucked balls as him.

EDIT: or i would also have to say the Foot Clan from ninja turtles. they were just a bunch of young punks who thought they were tough, but 4 turtles could whoop them every time.
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I thought the foot were just cheap robots?
 
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ShotgunSteven

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Originally posted by: rh71
Aquaman fo' sho! I mean, wtf kind of monster is he fighting down there ?
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In the Justice League episode The Terror Beyond, pretty much everything from the H.P. Lovecraft mythos.
 
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captains

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: yourdeardaniel
Originally posted by: PingSpike
No way, batman can't be the worst...because he's fvcking awesome. And you can't say his super power is useless because he doesn't have a super power.
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awesome in what way? he shouldn't be a superhero then. when you think superhero you think super powers. batman sucks, all he has is his fancy gadgets and $$
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Batman may in fact just be a regular hero. I'll give you that. But batman does not 'suck'. Batman rocks. Superman is a fvcking pussy ass compared to batman. Batman regularly beats down villians that do have super powers even though he doesn't. Superman doesn't have to worry about getting his ribs broken or his head bashed in...because he's fvcking bullet proof, can fly, has laser eyeballs and ice breath. Its not hard to act tough when you're invicible and the only power you don't have is the ability to shoot fire out your ass. Batman has no powers, he's a regular dude out there kicking ass and risking his life. Batman is a true badass. He doesn't even use guns, he punches SUPERvillians into submission.
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he's awesome with his rock climbing skills and his hang gliding skills .....gosh
 
purbeast0

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: purbeast0
how can you say batman is the most useless when robin is his partner? Robin is WAY worse than he is.

i have to say daredevil, just because I saw the movie and aflek sucked balls as him.

EDIT: or i would also have to say the Foot Clan from ninja turtles. they were just a bunch of young punks who thought they were tough, but 4 turtles could whoop them every time.
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I thought the foot were just cheap robots?
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nah those were the mousers that baxter stockman made for Shredder and Krang :D

the foot are the guys in black outfits that are fake ninjas, and there are tons and tons of em.
 
BrokenVisage

BrokenVisage

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Anyone remember Darkwing Duck? The villian Quackerjack had to be the most useless, powerless villan EVER! They even made fun of his lack of power in some episodes. :p
 
Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I think he was called The Buzzard. Enemy of Spider-Man, wore green tights and had green wings and he could... uh... fly and stuff.
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I think his name was the Vulture
 
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glen

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WHta about the Hawk guy.
All he had was a stupid looking mask and some silly looking wings.
 
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